Hormone goggles

_binary_jester_
_binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
So...we all know what beer goggles are, BUT do you think that hormone goggle would apply depending on the length of time since your last tumble in bed? Do you find that after 6 months...a year...a week and a half, you find yourself saying, "Ya know, he/she/it isn't so bad. Maybe..."
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  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    YES.
  • fiveohmike
    fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
    So...we all know what beer goggles are, BUT do you think that hormone goggle would apply depending on the length of time since your last tumble in bed? Do you find that after 6 months...a year...a week and a half, you find yourself saying, "Ya know, he/she/it isn't so bad. Maybe..."

    If your that hard up, find yourself a Moped (you would ride it if you had too, but wouldnt tell your friends about it).
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    I can't even imagine going 2 days without!!! A week and a half? Months? Years? I'd better be dead before that happens!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    No, I'm still picky! :P
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    I am sure. Every one looks a little better, the longer it's been!
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
    After a week , supposed standards do not exist :laugh:
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I am sure. Every one looks a little better, the longer it's been!
    Ahh good. Solidarity!
  • EmpressOfJudgment
    EmpressOfJudgment Posts: 1,162 Member
    Yes, but hormone goggles left me crying and puking on the bathroom floor twice. Oh wait, no. That would have been vodka goggles.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Yes, but hormone goggles left me crying and puking on the bathroom floor twice. Oh wait, no. That would have been vodka goggles.
    It took me 3 days to clean that all up.
  • Martucha123
    Martucha123 Posts: 1,089 Member
    yes
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    No Never. Ok.. Maybe. D@mn it.

    Look! Bacon.

    *runs away*
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    6 months :noway: I'd be on the street corner trying to give it away.


    Just kidding. I don't think I ever had that problem. BOB or looked the same in any dry spell and was a much cleaner and less likely to result in regret option.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Maybe you take this hard problem in hand, and work out a solution?
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Probably, but it is easier to blame it on beer goggles.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Yes
    Jerkins Lotion??
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I wonder if hormone goggles are similar to infatuation goggles? You continue boning someone you don't actually like b/c the shagging is THAT good?
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Yup. I haven't had that apply for awhile but I've been there.

    Also, Fat goggles. As in, I've put on so much weight I'm going to go for the really big guy who I NORMALLY wouldn't hook up with. Though, I really do love bigger guys.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    I wonder if hormone goggles are similar to infatuation goggles? You continue boning someone you don't actually like b/c the shagging is THAT good?

    been there. we dated for 2 months. decided we didn't like each other. decided to continue to sleep together cause it was sooo freaking good. did that for the next 10 months. it was spectacular.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Yup. I haven't had that apply for awhile but I've been there.

    Also, Fat goggles. As in, I've put on so much weight I'm going to go for the really big guy who I NORMALLY wouldn't hook up with. Though, I really do love bigger guys.

    How you doin???
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    If you go too long, even the trees can tease a guy.

    250-tree-hole.jpg
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    If you go too long, even the trees can tease a guy.

    250-tree-hole.jpg
    NO PORN! You are going to get my thread locked!
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    If you go too long, even the trees can tease a guy.

    250-tree-hole.jpg
    NO PORN! You are going to get my thread locked!

    It's only porn if you are a woodpecker.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I wonder if hormone goggles are similar to infatuation goggles? You continue boning someone you don't actually like b/c the shagging is THAT good?

    been there. we dated for 2 months. decided we didn't like each other. decided to continue to sleep together cause it was sooo freaking good. did that for the next 10 months. it was spectacular.

    I've been doing that for a year now with someone that isn't worthy of access to my Little Mermaid.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    If you go too long, even the trees can tease a guy.

    250-tree-hole.jpg
    NO PORN! You are going to get my thread locked!

    It's only porn if you are a woodpecker.

    My heart explodes with love for you both...
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    Yes!!
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    Strong-pole-dance.gif

    this helps us girls
  • mevalentina
    mevalentina Posts: 362 Member
    It's only porn if you are a woodpecker.
    LMAO!!!
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    No ... it doesn't matter ..

    though .... I have never been made to wait.


    ;P
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Many, many, many moons ago, when my first BF and I broke up after 3 years together, we found ourselves "with eachother" between relationships, it was understood that it was ONLY if we were both single.

    If I hadn't had that option...who the hell knows, I could've been a porn star by now

    \m/ \m/
  • BodyRockerVT
    BodyRockerVT Posts: 323 Member
    As a woman not on BC I can say that I suffer from serious hormone goggles near ovulation. It gets bad, real bad.
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