I should play Christian Grey

sktllmdrhmz
sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
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WTF? lol. *has no qualifications or acting ability whatsoever*
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  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    Do you at least know what your doing in the bedroom?
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,628 Member
    Hmmm...i'm trying to picture it...if I squint really hard...i can almost see it...
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    How are you with a crop?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Don't worry, any lack of acting skills will be overlooked because you're so hot.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Only if you write in crayon...like the book
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Do you at least know what your doing in the bedroom?

    In the bedroom? That's a little old school isn't it?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    So who is this cat? I know he's from the 50 Shades books. And?

    Also, 50 Shades of Grey is a pretty cheesy *kitten* title with a main character named Christian Grey.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    You know, I very often go against the societal norm and refuse to entertain the current trending thing so often I am quite naive of these things...

    Christian Grey is a character in '50 Shades of Grey'? The book that has been described as vampire soft porn? Am I to assume that this will be a movie?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Christian grey? Sounds gay
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Christian grey? Sounds gay

    Word.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Only if you write in crayon...like the book

    this, but I have been the beneficiary of several people who have read the book. so cheesy or not I am a fan of women who read the book then visit me. :laugh:
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    Do you at least know what your doing in the bedroom?

    In the bedroom? That's a little old school isn't it?

    Ok well how about...do you have all the proper "gear"?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Only if you write in crayon...like the book

    :laugh: ^^ This!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Only if you write in crayon...like the book

    this, but I have been the beneficiary of several people who have read the book. so cheesy or not I am a fan of women who read the book then visit me. :laugh:

    Sounds like someone has a story to tell of their own! :bigsmile:
  • MrEmoticon
    MrEmoticon Posts: 275 Member
    Can you speak in crappy dialog and say the same thing over and over again using ALMOST the same words each time?
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    So who is this cat? I know he's from the 50 Shades books. And?

    Also, 50 Shades of Grey is a pretty cheesy *kitten* title with a main character named Christian Grey.
    Agreed. And his eyes are grey too. As I read, I just kept shaking my head at things in this book. haha..
  • misscristie
    misscristie Posts: 643 Member
    OK - I read the books. They were really repetative, but pretty steamy in parts. No vampires though.

    Also, I beleive Mr. Grey was a redhead - so only if you're not anti-haircolor. We would also need to see you in a pair of hip-riding ripped up jeans to make a final decision.
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
    Dumbest series ever and so poorly written the author should be ashamed...except that she's too busy cashing that fat paycheck.

    I'd rather watch porn. Shakespeare is rolling in his grave and Marquis de Sade is scoffing at this amateur... :sick:
  • PrncessBre
    PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
    I think you would be perfect for the part :blushing:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Ok well how about...do you have all the proper "gear"?

    See, once again ill-equipped. Not sure why my name came up.
  • hongruss
    hongruss Posts: 389 Member
    Do you at least know what your doing in the bedroom?

    In the bedroom? That's a little old school isn't it?

    Bwahaha Bazinger!

    Russ
  • TheyCallMeTaterSalad
    TheyCallMeTaterSalad Posts: 41
    Who cares about acting? Its all about how good you look naked!!! LOL
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    Christian grey? Sounds gay

    DONT HATE...Mr.Greay is awesome !! And I would love to play in ie red room !
  • swhite1209
    swhite1209 Posts: 26 Member
    I loved the books... to each his own i guess. No vampires in book... someone posted it had to do with vampires. I guess biting could have been part of their games but i cant remember. Yes it seemed to repeat some but how many ways can u describe what they did. But the books were also about him being messed up as a child and working through his problems. Again... I loved them.
  • ilovesparkle
    ilovesparkle Posts: 127 Member
    It's funny you say that. I know a real life Christian Grey and I can't read those books without instantly thinking of him.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    thank you for this post. I just lost my cool with a snortlaugh in an orthodox office.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    I loved the books... to each his own i guess. No vampires in book... someone posted it had to do with vampires. I guess biting could have been part of their games but i cant remember. Yes it seemed to repeat some but how many ways can u describe what they did. But the books were also about him being messed up as a child and working through his problems. Again... I loved them.

    The vampire part came from the fact that it was a book written on the Fanfic website and is based off of the Twilight series using those characters. The author changed the names when it started getting popular on the site and she published.
  • Jennicia
    Jennicia Posts: 409 Member
    I loved the books... to each his own i guess. No vampires in book... someone posted it had to do with vampires. I guess biting could have been part of their games but i cant remember. Yes it seemed to repeat some but how many ways can u describe what they did. But the books were also about him being messed up as a child and working through his problems. Again... I loved them.

    Agreed!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Christian grey? Sounds gay

    DONT HATE...Mr.Greay is awesome !! And I would love to play in ie red room !
    Ne dude witha red room is gay
  • MrEmoticon
    MrEmoticon Posts: 275 Member
    Christian grey? Sounds gay

    DONT HATE...Mr.Greay is awesome !! And I would love to play in ie red room !

    Are you trying to write like they did in the book?!?! Because that's almost impossible to understand.

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