I should play Christian Grey

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sktllmdrhmz
sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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WTF? lol. *has no qualifications or acting ability whatsoever*
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  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
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    Do you at least know what your doing in the bedroom?
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,679 Member
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    Hmmm...i'm trying to picture it...if I squint really hard...i can almost see it...
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    How are you with a crop?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,664 Member
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    Don't worry, any lack of acting skills will be overlooked because you're so hot.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Only if you write in crayon...like the book
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Do you at least know what your doing in the bedroom?

    In the bedroom? That's a little old school isn't it?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    So who is this cat? I know he's from the 50 Shades books. And?

    Also, 50 Shades of Grey is a pretty cheesy *kitten* title with a main character named Christian Grey.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    You know, I very often go against the societal norm and refuse to entertain the current trending thing so often I am quite naive of these things...

    Christian Grey is a character in '50 Shades of Grey'? The book that has been described as vampire soft porn? Am I to assume that this will be a movie?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Christian grey? Sounds gay
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Christian grey? Sounds gay

    Word.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    Only if you write in crayon...like the book

    this, but I have been the beneficiary of several people who have read the book. so cheesy or not I am a fan of women who read the book then visit me. :laugh:
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
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    Do you at least know what your doing in the bedroom?

    In the bedroom? That's a little old school isn't it?

    Ok well how about...do you have all the proper "gear"?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Only if you write in crayon...like the book

    :laugh: ^^ This!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Only if you write in crayon...like the book

    this, but I have been the beneficiary of several people who have read the book. so cheesy or not I am a fan of women who read the book then visit me. :laugh:

    Sounds like someone has a story to tell of their own! :bigsmile:
  • MrEmoticon
    MrEmoticon Posts: 275 Member
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    Can you speak in crappy dialog and say the same thing over and over again using ALMOST the same words each time?
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
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    So who is this cat? I know he's from the 50 Shades books. And?

    Also, 50 Shades of Grey is a pretty cheesy *kitten* title with a main character named Christian Grey.
    Agreed. And his eyes are grey too. As I read, I just kept shaking my head at things in this book. haha..
  • misscristie
    misscristie Posts: 643 Member
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    OK - I read the books. They were really repetative, but pretty steamy in parts. No vampires though.

    Also, I beleive Mr. Grey was a redhead - so only if you're not anti-haircolor. We would also need to see you in a pair of hip-riding ripped up jeans to make a final decision.
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
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    Dumbest series ever and so poorly written the author should be ashamed...except that she's too busy cashing that fat paycheck.

    I'd rather watch porn. Shakespeare is rolling in his grave and Marquis de Sade is scoffing at this amateur... :sick:
  • PrncessBre
    PrncessBre Posts: 444 Member
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    I think you would be perfect for the part :blushing:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Ok well how about...do you have all the proper "gear"?

    See, once again ill-equipped. Not sure why my name came up.

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