Questions You Have Always Wondered About...
Replies
-
How come dogs don't have belly buttons?
Dogs DO have belly buttons. If you have a dog, feel their tummy, you can find it. All mammals have belly buttons.
I don't believe the platypus has a belly button.
I should have said placental mammals.0 -
How many days can sperm survive in a hot tub?
I'm having a party this week-end and I need to know if i should drain the water.
If you have to ask....drain it.0 -
When you're driving down the road and roll down your window, why does every important piece of paper you have in the car fly out, but that stupid damn fly that keeps getting in your face remains completely unaffected?0
-
Lol. Loving this thread! Why are cigarettes legal when they are so dangerous? X0
-
Holy crap thats genius.If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how do they make the Teflon stick to the pan?
That's really a good one...0 -
Not as good as 60
-
What happens if you punch a shark in the nose and he was just coming to say hello?0
-
How does one Catch a Tranny?
By the toe0 -
If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?0
-
Why is it that you only see a single shoe on the side of the road? Just one, not a pair. Always just ONE.0
-
Is there actual dew from a mountain in mountain dew? And if so, which mountain?0
-
If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?0
-
Should I eat back my exercise calories?0
-
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If you mated a bull dog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why are Softballs hard?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Where's the egg in an egg roll?
Why aren't blue berries blue?
Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
*I have WAY too much time on my hands right now.. lol0 -
Because they plane would be to heavy to fly.Planes have an indestructible "black box" (it's actually usually orange) to record flight information. Why don't they make the plane out of the same thing the box is made of?0 -
I've always wondered this...but why is it that our private parts are what's private? Why isn't it our hands or our noses or ears that are private and the other stuff what's normal?
Can you imagine, porn being about ears or hands? I am dead serious, this has always bothered me. Who decided? Why did they decide? All along all of us could have been enjoying breasts and butts!
Inquiring minds want to know.
Yeah, but then we would try peeking under earmuffs and have to wear gloves. A manicure would be considered risque. Besides, if it is considered taboo and must be covered, it would impair our senses to cover our noses/ears.
I think it is just more fun to want something we know we can't have (initially anyway).0 -
Why did GMF get banned?0
-
If you drink Lite beer, do you throw up 1/3 less?0
-
When you're driving down the road and roll down your window, why does every important piece of paper you have in the car fly out, but that stupid damn fly that keeps getting in your face remains completely unaffected?
Can't stop laughing:laugh:0 -
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.how many wood chucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...0 -
If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?
I've had a baby...I would NOT suggest squeezing one to try to get oil!!! ;-)0 -
Who was the first person that saw an egg as something edible? Think about it... somewhere, sometime, someone saw something fall out of a chicken's butt and said, "Hmmmmm, that looks tasty!"
:laugh: :laugh: Very good question!!0 -
More importantly, why are Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges, but he's square like a kitchen sponge??
[/quote]
Why does he wear cardboard pants if he lives under the sea? And how do they say on?0 -
Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
According to the Mighty Duck 2 movie... it was to confuse people trying to conquer the lands.... That's why Iceland is called Iceland even though it's more green than Greenland...0 -
Who said that swear words are bad! Why is saying **** bad, but poop is ok???0
-
If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?
I've had a baby...I would NOT suggest squeezing one to try to get oil!!! ;-)
That's the truth...0 -
If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?0
-
Why is there always just one shoe abandoned on the side of the road...what happened it's mate?
Why do people throw tied together shoes over power lines?0 -
What if the sounds that birds make aren't really chirping, happy sounds but sounds of terror and fright because they are afraid of heights?0
-
If it's a penny for your thoughts, but someone who is speaking puts in their 2 cents - where does the extra penny go?0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.4K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.2K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.9K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 426 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.7K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions