how to sound uneducated in posts

CarSidDar
CarSidDar Posts: 118 Member
edited 10:48PM in Chit-Chat
1. use 'your' instead of 'you're' over and over

2. use 'bring' when you mean 'take'

3. say things like "me and him" instead of "he and I"

4. put 3, 4, 5, or 6 question marks or exclamation points at the end of a sentence.

5. leave out all apostrophes Im (I'm), wont (won't), cant (can't), etc.

6. say lol all the time like it is a real word.




LET THE FLAMES BEGIN :laugh:
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  • steve1686
    steve1686 Posts: 346 Member
    your crazie lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    My dog eats his poop sometimes.



    RIP Flash
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    :noway:
  • Wot iz up wif you. Dis iz how i normz speek lyk :wink: :laugh:
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    i no rite?????
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    seen it b4...RIP GMF
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    do you have no conscious? conscience?hmm
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    i have radiohead tickets

    wait, no i dont...contrarian?you here?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I have radiohead tickets.

    Where is she anyhow?
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    i have radiohead tickets

    wait, no i dont...contrarian?you here?

    EvErY tImE i SeE yOuR pIc. It MaKeS mE sMiLe!!!!!
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    Pfft! Y'all is all silly and stuff.
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    7. Thinking you are so much better than everyone else. Not everyone can be a genius!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    i have radiohead tickets

    wait, no i dont...contrarian?you here?

    EvErY tImE i SeE yOuR pIc. It MaKeS mE sMiLe!!!!!

    does it make you loose wait?
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    1. use 'your' instead of 'you're' over and over

    2. use 'bring' when you mean 'take'

    3. say things like "me and him" instead of "he and I"

    4. put 3, 4, 5, or 6 question marks or exclamation points at the end of a sentence.

    5. leave out all apostrophes Im (I'm), wont (won't), cant (can't), etc.

    6. say lol all the time like it is a real word.




    LET THE FLAMES BEGIN :laugh:

    Wait a minute...LOL ISN'T a real word??? WTF?!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    i have radiohead tickets

    wait, no i dont...contrarian?you here?

    Dude... creepy.
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    LOL!!!! Absoltuely ... I mean absolutely! :D
  • rpounds1957
    rpounds1957 Posts: 177 Member
    1. use 'your' instead of 'you're' over and over

    2. use 'bring' when you mean 'take'

    3. say things like "me and him" instead of "he and I"

    4. put 3, 4, 5, or 6 question marks or exclamation points at the end of a sentence.

    5. leave out all apostrophes Im (I'm), wont (won't), cant (can't), etc.

    6. say lol all the time like it is a real word.




    LET THE FLAMES BEGIN :laugh:

    You left out the incorrect "use to" instead of the correct "used to", as in "I used to eat more than I do now".
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    i have radiohead tickets

    wait, no i dont...contrarian?you here?

    Dude... creepy.

    twilight zone.
  • Missmissy0003
    Missmissy0003 Posts: 250 Member
    1. use 'your' instead of 'you're' over and over

    2. use 'bring' when you mean 'take'

    3. say things like "me and him" instead of "he and I"

    4. put 3, 4, 5, or 6 question marks or exclamation points at the end of a sentence.

    5. leave out all apostrophes Im (I'm), wont (won't), cant (can't), etc.

    6. say lol all the time like it is a real word.




    LET THE FLAMES BEGIN :laugh:

    Not capitalizing the beginning of each sentence.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Not everyone has English as their first language you know :angry:
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Thank you so much for not using capital letters in the title. WHEW
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    I have Linkin Park Tickets!!! \m/
  • daffodilsoup
    daffodilsoup Posts: 1,972 Member
    Yeah well, your dumb! ;)
  • stylistchik
    stylistchik Posts: 1,436 Member
    Don't forget to add apostrophes for no apparent reason: "I really love my dog's."
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Being in and around many forums, there is a vast difference between ESOL posters and people that just plain suck at their first language. With enough practice one can tell the difference.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Mention GMF or GasMasterFlash and his banning
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Mention GMF or GasMasterFlash and his banning

    Now this thread will get locked and deleted.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Y'know, sometimes "me and him" is correct.
  • samasche1
    samasche1 Posts: 64 Member
    -Or how about using punctuation? I'm not much of a grammar freak, but I can NOT stand run-on sentences. I get so bored. And annoyed. It's a period. One little dot. Easy. As. This..........................................
  • fiveohmike
    fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
    1. use 'your' instead of 'you're' over and over

    2. use 'bring' when you mean 'take'

    3. say things like "me and him" instead of "he and I"

    4. put 3, 4, 5, or 6 question marks or exclamation points at the end of a sentence.

    5. leave out all apostrophes Im (I'm), wont (won't), cant (can't), etc.

    6. say lol all the time like it is a real word.




    LET THE FLAMES BEGIN :laugh:

    7. Not capitalizing the first letter of a sentence, nor making complete sentences.
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