Probably the best ad posted on Craigslist. Ever in life.

statickey
statickey Posts: 309 Member
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This made me crack up.



$400 HOLY CRAP! IS THAT A ROOM FOR RENT ON MY CRAIGSLIST??!?!?!?


"You bet your nomadic *kitten* it is. Do you want to be homeless? Then you better come check out this room. It has WALLS and a CEILING. BLOCKS THE ****IN WIND AND RAIN FOOL!

ZOMG THE LOCATION IS THE ****! You can WALK to Columbus Avenue from here. So you can get your drink on and do some mackin playa. 10 minutes from OSU and Columbus State cause we all about higher education up in here. You can hit the Easton Mall with a ROCK. But we dont. We keep it civilized.

We got carpet up in this hoe too. They wanted to come put in hard cement floors. But I was like **** THAT. I dont want my feet to be cold when I get out of bed at night. Carpet. So soft. Transcends the walking barefoot experiance.

Man the room... You can put your bed and furniture UP IN HERE!!!. So you can sleep, chill, even EAT!. You got a private bedroom! We ain't bunk bedding out this mother****er.

AWWW ****! YOUR OWN PRIVATE BATHROOM!!! WTF!?!?!? YUH! You can shower and **** w/o anyone being up in your business!!! I'm not bull****tin either...I'm talkin HOT WATER IN THE SHOWER!

We got ELECTRICITY. POWER ALL YOUR APPLIANCES. Play my Xbox360 because I never do. No need for candles or firewood, because I got LIGHTS and HEAT.

-this pad has doors so people don't come up in yo space son.
-this place has windows so you can see outside and ****. WHATSUP NEIGHBORS!
-ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED! NO DEPOSIT REQUIRED!
-parking garage plus huge back yard WHAT!
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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    That gave me a headache just reading it.
    :indifferent:
  • statickey
    statickey Posts: 309 Member
    sorry it took all the cuss words out lol
  • DGK12
    DGK12 Posts: 117
    Totally cracked me p =), thanks for sharing!
  • statickey
    statickey Posts: 309 Member
    Totally cracked me p =), thanks for sharing!

    Welcome!
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 510 Member
    that's awesome! :laugh:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I've seen it before, and I'll never get tired of it.
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    hahaha yes !
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    only $400? I need to be movin up in Columbus, yo.
  • marie_2454
    marie_2454 Posts: 881 Member
    That made me giggle...especially "You can hit the Easton Mall with a ROCK. But we dont. We keep it civilized." Thanks for the laugh!
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
    That gave me a headache just reading it.
    :indifferent:

    Yep.
  • artbkward
    artbkward Posts: 238 Member
    That person might want to look into those higher education options.

    $400 won't get you much in Cbus, well it will get you that guy and his unplayed Xbox I guess.
  • dvisser1
    dvisser1 Posts: 788 Member
    hahahaha..... That's classic! :laugh:
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    I cannot concentrate now....
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    laughing my *kitten* off. love it!
  • mevalentina
    mevalentina Posts: 362 Member
    Sweet "carpet"! I'm sold..
  • JenniLisette
    JenniLisette Posts: 132
    bet this place got rented out quick! Thats the greatest ads aever, and should def make more like this!
  • djeff41
    djeff41 Posts: 28
    lol that was hilarious! thanks for sharing!
  • d0gma
    d0gma Posts: 3,966 Member
    Awesome!
  • MrsRando
    MrsRando Posts: 155 Member
    funny stuff:laugh:
  • Mios3
    Mios3 Posts: 530 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    That is hilarious!
  • o_delaisse
    o_delaisse Posts: 193 Member
    Ah, that's brightened my day!
  • andreamelo1
    andreamelo1 Posts: 161 Member
    That gave me a headache just reading it.
    :indifferent:
    no joke
  • melizerd
    melizerd Posts: 870 Member
    LOL!! Was that nominated for "Best of Craigslist"? It should be.
  • mbw2586
    mbw2586 Posts: 88
    Leave it to the Buckeyes :laugh:
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Funny! but you didn't see the one about the guy looking for a horse in my area...ummm yeah...it was hilarious yet disturbing!!!!
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
    Makes me proud to say I'm from Ohio. lol
  • MoreThanMommie
    MoreThanMommie Posts: 597 Member
    That made me giggle...especially "You can hit the Easton Mall with a ROCK. But we dont. We keep it civilized." Thanks for the laugh!

    That was my fav part too! :laugh:
  • aleshai
    aleshai Posts: 55 Member
    Totally, completely hilarious!! I am still laughing. Thanks for posting that, it put a big grin on my face!:laugh:
  • amysj303
    amysj303 Posts: 5,086 Member
    sounds great except for the part about being roommates with that guy:tongue:
  • JediMaster_intraining
    JediMaster_intraining Posts: 903 Member
    :laugh: well they got my attention!


    makes me feel grateful i have a place to live even if it's a crappy old place!

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