Do you smell?

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  • soontobesam
    soontobesam Posts: 714 Member
    They only let stinky people in WalMart.
    It's the law!:noway: :noway:

    No wonder they always let me in!!
  • Flyer615
    Flyer615 Posts: 173 Member
    One day while dropping my 7 year old son off at school he farts in the car and jumps out quickly then goes "Have fun smelling like farts today"... That is where my smell comes from...I SWEAR!!

    If I had been drinking milk, it would've come out of my nose. Are you one of those people who blames the dog, as well? :laugh:
  • RunnerBlonde808
    RunnerBlonde808 Posts: 257 Member
    Protein farts.....lol... They really are the absolute worst.
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    I smell like a playboy bunny.. Does that count? :love:
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    Ewwwwwwwwww ear cheese! ( it's just dead skin and sebum, skin's natural oils etc build up but "ear cheese" is more fun)

    I also agree..protein farts are by far the worst.
  • Flyer615
    Flyer615 Posts: 173 Member
    I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. ~Mr. Crabs (of Spongebob Squarepants)
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
    One day while dropping my 7 year old son off at school he farts in the car and jumps out quickly then goes "Have fun smelling like farts today"... That is where my smell comes from...I SWEAR!!

    If I had been drinking milk, it would've come out of my nose. Are you one of those people who blames the dog, as well? :laugh:

    No dog but 2 very stinky cats
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
    One day while dropping my 7 year old son off at school he farts in the car and jumps out quickly then goes "Have fun smelling like farts today"... That is where my smell comes from...I SWEAR!!

    If I had been drinking milk, it would've come out of my nose. Are you one of those people who blames the dog, as well? :laugh:
    I did get to work that day and asked them if I smelled like a fart...
  • tweetybaby69
    tweetybaby69 Posts: 258 Member
    I have my ears pierced and I wear cheapo crap from WM and I noticed that the holes sometimes smell terrible. Blegh

    Where's your stink come from?

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    You are a mess!!! LMFAO!!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I only stink when I scoot a deuce !!:bigsmile:
  • mslack01
    mslack01 Posts: 823 Member
    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: my niece went to the bathroom behind me once and said my stink really does smell like roses
  • zombiefarmboy
    zombiefarmboy Posts: 221 Member
    I have my ears pierced and I wear cheapo crap from WM and I noticed that the holes sometimes smell terrible. Blegh

    Where's your stink come from?
    How do you smell your ears? Are your lobes like 8 inches long or do you have a nose like Steve Martin in "Roxanne"?
  • soontobesam
    soontobesam Posts: 714 Member
    I have my ears pierced and I wear cheapo crap from WM and I noticed that the holes sometimes smell terrible. Blegh

    Where's your stink come from?
    How do you smell your ears? Are your lobes like 8 inches long or do you have a nose like Steve Martin in "Roxanne"?

    I have ears like a basset hound. I can wrap them around my whole head twice!

    Just kidding. I don't know, I play with the earrings sometime and noticed when I scratched my nose or something.

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