Where's your sense of humor!?!
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Exactly.. ugh you can't say anything without offending someone
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It's because we are all so hungry.
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Yes this is very True Lmao0 -
Whats the point of a weight loss site and pictures if I can't show my love handles in the pictures? people get mad
Honestly tonight i had a egg omelette with ham and cottage cheese cover in chicken fettuccine with ice cream afterwards
But before that I made heavy squats in the gym so it ok
on a side note i like the new aquafresh toothpaste flavours
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I'll add an "Amen" along with a "Can I get a witness?"0
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It leaves their body with the exercise... the more calories they burn the less friendly and easy going they are - top that with a protein shake rather than a large milk shake from McDs and you have a complete miserable group...0
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Biting and Spanking. Yes, please!
You forgot getting your hair pulled :drinker:0 -
Biting and Spanking. Yes, please!
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i lost my sense of humor somewhere in the first 15 pound loss. is there a certain macro i need to eat more of to help bring it back?0
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I totally agree...I noticed I've lost some friends in the last couple of days. I maybe crude sometimes, but I've lost 40 ****ing pounds in the process.0
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Biting and Spanking. Yes, please!
You forgot getting your hair pulled :drinker:
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It leaves their body with the exercise... the more calories they burn the less friendly and easy going they are - top that with a protein shake rather than a large milk shake from McDs and you have a complete miserable group...
Word. People need to eat a cheeseburger and be happy. Or have a drink :drinker:0 -
Serously.....I know this is a weight loss site.....and believe me....I am Very SERIOUS about reaching my goals and staying fit.....but Some people on here are just too serious....and have their panties stuck in a wad......
Vent over.....thanks for listening...:smokin:
In my professional opinion, Im chalking this up to a general lack of chocolate. If I dont build a tiny piece into my daily calorie count, I turn into a ***** monster too.0 -
Reading this and all I hear is.... Ludacris
Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt
Scream help play my game; dracula man I'll get my fangs
Horseback and I'll get my reigns, school teacher let me get my grades
And all I see is...
Magic Mike movie trailer
HELLO!0 -
I keep my good humor in the fridge.0
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I keep my good humor in the fridge.
AHMnomNOmnOmNOM!0 -
If only Dr. Oz would claim the benefits of a sense of humor while losing weight, then they would all go out and buy one!0
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watch everybody...your gonna offend somebody :laugh:0
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Serously.....I know this is a weight loss site.....and believe me....I am Very SERIOUS about reaching my goals and staying fit.....but Some people on here are just too serious....and have their panties stuck in a wad......
Vent over.....thanks for listening...:smokin:
You see I'm the official pantie folder.
I believe it is my job to not get them in a wad.
Since they come in different colors and patterns.
It's easy to have them in a bunch.
I sometimes get confused. For this I apologize!!
I mean like some are so small I could wear as an eye-patch.
Those go into my pocket therefore causing this wad you speak of.
Thank you end creeper rant0 -
I was warned never to tell that awful joke about the nuns doing push-ups in the cucumber patch. :sick:
It's funny but very offensive to some, and I never meant to hurt anybody.0 -
I have a great sense of humor, it is better than crying ; )0
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I attribute a lack of sex and chocolate for the lack of humor. I'll entertain the lack of biting as well. I can see how that would make a person cross. Shame shame.0
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I'm afraid to make a joke and offend people, then someone will report me, and then a nice mod will spank me for my twisted sense of humor.... All because people are too bitter :bigsmile:
I don't know....if I could get a mod spank it might be worth it.
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Lol - someone somehow will find a way to be offended: even with clean jokes.0
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Biting and Spanking. Yes, please!
You forgot getting your hair pulled :drinker:
Biting, spanking, AND hair pulling???? I think we've hit the trifecta! Why the heck does my husband have to work late tonight?!?!0 -
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Biting and Spanking. Yes, please!
You forgot getting your hair pulled :drinker:
Amen! Lol
This!!!!!!!! Yes please!0 -
I'm afraid to make a joke and offend people, then someone will report me, and then a nice mod will spank me for my twisted sense of humor.... All because people are too biter :bigsmile:
I'm a biter
Biting is like kissing, except there's a winner !0 -
Sometimes I leave it in my other pants. Maybe other people do that too.
I think I'll just end every post with "in my pants".
Reminds me of reading your fortune cookie message and end it; "in bed." ;-)0 -
If I want to be serious I'll go to another forum, or my therapist... not the Chit-chat, fun, and games forum.0
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