Funny food database entries

atomiclauren
atomiclauren Posts: 689 Member
edited December 23 in Chit-Chat
Sooooo I came across this gem - what have you found? I have a feeling upcoming searches for "poop" and so on will be interesting!

Sea Gold - Seafood and Crap Dip

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  • atomiclauren
    atomiclauren Posts: 689 Member
    Aw man! Oh well - what's with the dips?

    Homemade - Baby Poop Dip
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    How about some c0ck soup mix? Sounds yummy!
  • Ravenesque_
    Ravenesque_ Posts: 257 Member
    Searched for F word:

    Matching Foods:
    Sort by: Relevance Name

    *Ehm Horsewich - F*cking Steaks and *kitten*
    *Flying *kitten* - B*tch
    *Generic - One F*cking Grapefruit
    *My F*cking Chili - Chili
    *My F*cking Coffee - 2 Tbsp Cream & 1 Tsp Sugar
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Vagina! I added it to my food diary for today.
  • amanda6393
    amanda6393 Posts: 176 Member
    Searched for F word:

    Matching Foods:
    Sort by: Relevance Name

    *Ehm Horsewich - Fu/cking Steaks and Sh/it
    *Flying Fu/ck - Bi/tch
    *Generic - One Fu/cking Grapefruit
    *My Fu/cking Chili - Chili
    *My Fu/cking Coffee - 2 Tbsp Cream & 1 Tsp Sugar

    LOL at this one.
  • atomiclauren
    atomiclauren Posts: 689 Member
    How about some c0ck soup mix? Sounds yummy!

    Friend of ours bought some (it's Jamaican and sold at a few grocery stores here) and played a joke by slipping it in one of our bags to find later after leaving their house...lol
  • FiremanSam111
    FiremanSam111 Posts: 118
    Vagina! I added it to my food diary for today.

    Garnished and seasoned to taste? :bigsmile:

    You want fries with that?
  • kristalfrissy
    kristalfrissy Posts: 158 Member
    As many times as my husband asks me if I want a c0ck meat sandwich--I guess I should add that!! lol (hes nasty i know)
  • Ravenesque_
    Ravenesque_ Posts: 257 Member
    Nutrition Facts
    V*gina - Grow Fresh Every Day!

    Servings:

    Calories 69 Sodium 69 mg
    Total Fat 69 g Potassium 69 mg
    Saturated 69 g Total Carbs 69 g
    Polyunsaturated 69 g Dietary Fiber 69 g
    Monounsaturated 69 g Sugars 69 g
    Trans 69 g Protein 69 g
    Cholesterol 69 mg
    Vitamin A 69% Calcium 69%
    Vitamin C 69% Iron 69%

    *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
    Submitted on:

    06/12/2012
    Confirmed by:

    2 users
    Last confirmed:

    06/21/2012
    Is this data accurate?

    I dont know, I'm laughing too hard.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Breakfast Calories Carbs Fat Protein Fiber Sodium
    Add Food
    Quick Tools

    Noms
    Vagina - Grow Fresh Every Day!, 1 vag 69 69 69 69 69 69

    Here's the nutritional information on Vag for anybody interested.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Nutrition Facts
    V*gina - Grow Fresh Every Day!

    Servings:

    Calories 69 Sodium 69 mg
    Total Fat 69 g Potassium 69 mg
    Saturated 69 g Total Carbs 69 g
    Polyunsaturated 69 g Dietary Fiber 69 g
    Monounsaturated 69 g Sugars 69 g
    Trans 69 g Protein 69 g
    Cholesterol 69 mg
    Vitamin A 69% Calcium 69%
    Vitamin C 69% Iron 69%

    *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
    Submitted on:

    06/12/2012
    Confirmed by:

    2 users
    Last confirmed:

    06/21/2012
    Is this data accurate?

    I dont know, I'm laughing too hard.

    How did you copy it from there? I tried to but it wouldn't let me, I had to copy it from my food diary... Oh, and I confirmed it :wink:
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Vagina! I added it to my food diary for today.

    Garnished and seasoned to taste? :bigsmile:

    You want fries with that?

    fries would ruin the delicate taste of the vagina.
  • spammyanna
    spammyanna Posts: 871 Member
    Generic - Cum
    Servings:
    Calories 69 Sodium 0 mg
    Total Fat 0 g Potassium 0 mg
    Saturated 0 g Total Carbs 0 g
    Polyunsaturated 0 g Dietary Fiber 0 g
    Monounsaturated 0 g Sugars 0 g
    Trans 0 g Protein 28 g
    Cholesterol 0 mg
    Vitamin A 0% Calcium 0%
    Vitamin C 0% Iron 0%
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Here's what you can garnish your vagina with: Rainbow Pop - Penis Lollipop
  • atomiclauren
    atomiclauren Posts: 689 Member
    omg - it is still in the cabinet!

    cockmix.jpg
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Generic - Cum
    Servings:
    Calories 69 Sodium 0 mg
    Total Fat 0 g Potassium 0 mg
    Saturated 0 g Total Carbs 0 g
    Polyunsaturated 0 g Dietary Fiber 0 g
    Monounsaturated 0 g Sugars 0 g
    Trans 0 g Protein 28 g
    Cholesterol 0 mg
    Vitamin A 0% Calcium 0%
    Vitamin C 0% Iron 0%

    WOW! that's a lot of protein.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Whale sperm!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    apparently you can get cum on you subway sandwiches now.
    Subway - Italian H&C, Ham, American, Let, Tomato, Bell P, Pickles, Cum, Ranch
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