Starvation Mode / Pizza

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taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
I ordered pizza 42 minutes ago, and they said it would be an hour. That's 18 long minutes to go. Am I in starvation mode? It sure feels like it.

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  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    That's a pizza fail. I already had my pizza
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    Yes. You should eat a banana while you wait or you could die.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I think you may have to run out to McDonald's for some quick fries while you wait...wouldn't want to take any chances your body could horde the fat you already have.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
    That's a pizza fail. I already had my pizza

    holy crap, 107 lbs lost. AND can still enjoy some pizza. outstanding!


    ok... back to sarcasm now :)
  • Bobby_Clerici
    Bobby_Clerici Posts: 1,828 Member
    I ordered pizza 42 minutes ago, and they said it would be an hour. That's 18 long minutes to go. Am I in starvation mode? It sure feels like it.
    Quick!
    Eat your own fingers before it's too late...
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    If you mad pizza at home like I did tonhte you wouldn't gave to weight, and your stomach wouldn't be trying to consume itself. Try nut to loose conscience. I caled 911 for u.
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    Its-been-30-minutes-since-I-ordered-pizza-THEY-FORGOT-ME.jpg
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Yes. You should eat a banana while you wait or you could die.

    Noooooo....don't eat a banana, it will cause belly fat instantaneously!!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
    T minus 7 minutes remaining. I am setting myself up for disappointment in assuming it will be exactly 1 hr like they promised...
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    Hopefully it is a little smaller than this one
    Mother-of-pizza.jpg
  • tmauck4472
    tmauck4472 Posts: 1,785 Member
    Watch out now, your body will start using your muscle instead of your fat for energy. You may not be able to lift the pizza box when it does get there. Quick give me your address so I can come help you with the pizza, I mean box, pizza box :devil:
  • brittanymarie120
    brittanymarie120 Posts: 71
    did it ever show up!?!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
    did it ever show up!?!

    yeah. 2 slices left. going to polish it off now.
  • brittanymarie120
    brittanymarie120 Posts: 71
    im so jealous... lol. i had carrots for dinner :/
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
    im so jealous... lol. i had carrots for dinner :/

    better planning tomorrow then, eh?
  • Bahet
    Bahet Posts: 1,254 Member
    OMG what a stupid thread. Seriously?? Come on people. Let's pretend to be a little bit intelligent OK? I mean really. Everyone knows it takes 30 minutes to go into starvation mode. Your body is just burning fat for those extra minutes. You will lose 10 lbs of fat which, of course, is equal to 4 lbs of muscle for those remaining 12 minutes. If your pizza takes longer than 30 minutes though you will die and turn into a zombie. This is true. My neighbor's friend's son knew a girl whose pizza took 35 minutes and she died, became a zombie, and ate her roommate's arm.
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    OMG what a stupid thread. Seriously?? Come on people. Let's pretend to be a little bit intelligent OK? I mean really. Everyone knows it takes 30 minutes to go into starvation mode. Your body is just burning fat for those extra minutes. You will lose 10 lbs of fat which, of course, is equal to 4 lbs of muscle for those remaining 12 minutes. If your pizza takes longer than 30 minutes though you will die and turn into a zombie. This is true. My neighbor's friend's son knew a girl whose pizza took 35 minutes and she died, became a zombie, and ate her roommate's arm.

    Legit.
  • brittanymarie120
    brittanymarie120 Posts: 71
    im so jealous... lol. i had carrots for dinner :/

    better planning tomorrow then, eh?

    haha. im doing a cleanse with my parents... no pizza for me for a while.
  • brittanymarie120
    brittanymarie120 Posts: 71
    OMG what a stupid thread. Seriously?? Come on people. Let's pretend to be a little bit intelligent OK? I mean really. Everyone knows it takes 30 minutes to go into starvation mode. Your body is just burning fat for those extra minutes. You will lose 10 lbs of fat which, of course, is equal to 4 lbs of muscle for those remaining 12 minutes. If your pizza takes longer than 30 minutes though you will die and turn into a zombie. This is true. My neighbor's friend's son knew a girl whose pizza took 35 minutes and she died, became a zombie, and ate her roommate's arm.

    Legit.

    i really wish mfp had a 'like' button.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
    im so jealous... lol. i had carrots for dinner :/

    better planning tomorrow then, eh?

    haha. im doing a cleanse with my parents... no pizza for me for a while.

    oh a cleanse. sorry to hear that.
  • brittanymarie120
    brittanymarie120 Posts: 71
    im so jealous... lol. i had carrots for dinner :/

    better planning tomorrow then, eh?

    haha. im doing a cleanse with my parents... no pizza for me for a while.

    oh a cleanse. sorry to hear that.

    me too.
  • Romans624
    Romans624 Posts: 822
    I think hearing that you're having pizza and I'm not puts me in starvation mode :(
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