Post Secret

chels1605

OK... so you're identity won't be secret... but tell us 1 secret of yours.... something you don't admit to anyone!




Mine: I sometimes put butter and strawberry jam on a digestive biscuit to get an immense sugar fix!

christine24t

what is a digestive biscuit!? haha

weighlossforbaby

That's a secret? hahaha :happy:

Drenched_N_Motivation

I once got oral sex from a transsexual.

tweakz20

I don't really do all the things I say I do to your mothers.

Nteeter

its a UK thing, my grandmother and mother are from england. We had them all the time. Its like a sweet wheat cookie/cracker type thing sometimes chocolate covered...we always dipped it in tea

Crud guess I gotta share a secret.

Um Ive been slowly eating easter chocolate since well Easter. Is that good enough

Bobby_Clerici

Yes, in spite of my denials to the police, I did set that fire...:laugh:

mcpherson4

I shot the sheriff. But I DID NOT shoot the deputy.

L00py_T0ucan

OK... so you're identity won't be secret... but tell us 1 secret of yours.... something you don't admit to anyone!




Mine: I sometimes put butter and strawberry jam on a digestive biscuit to get an immense sugar fix!

^ oooo. now i'm fantasizing about mc vitie's hob nobs :laugh:

lcchrt

I hate being the friend that doubles as a "counselor".

bikinibeliever

In my early 20's I made someone, who lost a drinking game, go pick all the veggies out of the grumpy old man's garden down the street. I was young! :laugh:

bikinibeliever

Oh I forgot this one.

I can't eat food that other people prepare. So if I go to a picnic or potluck I only eat what I take.

tweakz20

I had sex with my ex while her mother was sleeping in a different bed 2 feet away.

dinosnopro

I once got oral sex from a transsexual.

for some reason I believe this

Expialidojess

I don't really do all the things I say I do to your mothers.

I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I've read all day!

nikki91950

I want to pretend to be trapped in a fire and call out for help so my fire-fighting paramedic land lord can save me, and I can thank him graciously

007bondage

I helped my flatmates make a home porn movie :ohwell:

chels1605

I fantasise that police will pull me over :P

Melanie_RS

I used to tell my friends the brownies were those No Pudge Brownies but they were really Betty Crocker. Even bought the box for garbage props.

"Lord if I can't be skinny, please make all my friends fat!"

Oliviamarie05

I shot the sheriff. But I DID NOT shoot the deputy.

I did. I shot the deputy. I remember it like it was yesterday. Layla and I were having a fight and I just pulled the trigger and he was there.

It`s a harrowing story.

nas24

I helped my flatmates make a home porn movie :ohwell:

I think we need to see video evidence....

HiKaren

I farted in the supply closet at work today. And I decided its the new designated fart chamber while at work. When I worked for a short time in a long term care facility, (Whole other work environment) It didn't matter where you farted. You could fart anywhere you wanted. :happy: Ooops I just farted.

007bondage

I helped my flatmates make a home porn movie :ohwell:

I think we need to see video evidence....

I only played a "small role" :blushing:

Flutter_By

I daydream that I'm a rock star and singing on stage. When I'm alone, I grab something to use as a microphone and act it out. :glasses:

Cait_Sidhe

I fought the law, but the law won.