Thursday morning double dare

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  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
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    Translated from Jewspeak:

    Me: hee hee hee
    Boy: What happened?
    Me: you, me, and a tub of hummus......whaddya say?
    Boy: hee hee hee
    [20 minute pause]
    Me: I like how you don't even ask why I said that.
    Boy: I assumed it was from Facebook.
    Me: Sorta.
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,427 Member
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    Hubby's response...

    Hummus???

    I'm sure he thinks I'm on drugs now!
  • Hestion
    Hestion Posts: 740 Member
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    He would perfer chocolate:blushing:

    Mine would say something along those lines!
  • MMKE4ever
    MMKE4ever Posts: 115 Member
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    Such a funny thread! My hubby would say, " Hummus? Yuck! How about chocolate?"
  • lessaliseplease
    lessaliseplease Posts: 1
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    He knows my favorite kind is the roasted red pepper one, so he said he'd pick some up for me if I wanted it. :)
  • moonspells
    moonspells Posts: 126 Member
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    He's such a game sort! He said, "Lol sure!"... <3<3<3
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,695 Member
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    She said to make sure it's on sale.

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    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    "what the %^@"

    "is that a no?"

    "no"

    "so yes?"

    "no"

    "party pooper"
  • readyforthejourney
    readyforthejourney Posts: 40
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    So when I first texted my husband he asked me if this was meant for him or for my friend rachel who im getting together with tonight....then I said no its for you I have to confirm with her for hanging out tonight...

    then he said "Hummus? Not against it. Do you mean that for dinner?

    Then I said it was for a MFP challenge and he called me a weirdo :)
  • stryke3
    stryke3 Posts: 5 Member
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    readyforthejo.....that was funny!
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    Mine took a really long time to reply and then said "I am not really in the mood for hummus. Why don't you make guac tonight?"
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    Mine took a really long time to reply and then said "I am not really in the mood for hummus. Why don't you make guac tonight?"

    spicy!

    Bow chicka wow wow!
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
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    Mine took a really long time to reply and then said "I am not really in the mood for hummus. Why don't you make guac tonight?"

    I made Guac last night. :)
  • shesapear
    shesapear Posts: 77 Member
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    So when I first texted my husband he asked me if this was meant for him or for my friend rachel who im getting together with tonight....then I said no its for you I have to confirm with her for hanging out tonight...

    then he said "Hummus? Not against it. Do you mean that for dinner?

    Then I said it was for a MFP challenge and he called me a weirdo :)

    Hiliarious
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    Me: you, me and a tub of hummus. Whaddya say. ;)
    Friend: when will you be here tomorrow?
    Me: I'm leaving mid afternoon so around 8
    Friend: I'll get the beer!
    Me: we're over talking this.. You me and hummus. Get it!?
    Friend: guess not??
    Me: dammit. Nevemind. Get lots of beer
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    I do not have texting on my phone. I really should, as I can't stand actually TALKING on the phone.

    So I emailed him instead. Here's what he said:

    "You want to hum my what in the tub?"

    love that man....
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Reply: "Only if I can keep my speedo on."

    Me: "Um, why? and you have a speedo?"

    Reply: "Um, you didnt hear (read) that abt a speedo. Dude, I just don't want that spicy kind you buy to get in my buttcrack"

    I love it when my friend calls me Dude LMAO... he's a wingnut!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    I do not have texting on my phone. I really should, as I can't stand actually TALKING on the phone.

    So I emailed him instead. Here's what he said:

    "You want to hum my what in the tub?"

    love that man....
    ha ha ha
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
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    He just asked if I wanted to spread hummus all over him. :blushing:

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