NSV - an end to chub rub
BerryH
Posts: 4,698 Member
Yesterday I wore a skirt and today I wore a dress without the aid of tights, talcum powder, Lanacane Anti-Chafe or those special long legged knickers that you have to be really, really sure you're not going to get lucky when wearing (I had six pairs...).
Result - no chub rub. No raw, red welts. No having to sleep on my back like a starfish. No mid-evening cold showers. No Sudocrem. No having to avoid the aforementioned getting lucky.
I didn't even have to choose between those two special walks. You know, the mincing one you do to avoid your stuck-together thighs tearing flesh, or the overly-long stride to try and get some air to your unlucky inner thighs in the hope they slip past each other like a pair of friendly eels.
Shame half a Feast ice lolly melted off the stick and into the lap of my mostly white dress.
Result - no chub rub. No raw, red welts. No having to sleep on my back like a starfish. No mid-evening cold showers. No Sudocrem. No having to avoid the aforementioned getting lucky.
I didn't even have to choose between those two special walks. You know, the mincing one you do to avoid your stuck-together thighs tearing flesh, or the overly-long stride to try and get some air to your unlucky inner thighs in the hope they slip past each other like a pair of friendly eels.
Shame half a Feast ice lolly melted off the stick and into the lap of my mostly white dress.
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:laugh: This had me chuckling out loud!!!!0
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LOL congrats I think?0
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:laugh:
THIS is truly what I am shooting for. You are an inspiration to chub rubbers everywhere!0 -
Yay Berry! I have had the same revelation this year...no melty feast (or any feast for that matter) though! :bigsmile:0
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Lol, never has a truer paragraph (or three) been written! Here I was thinking I was the only one that knew the two types of chafe walks!
Well done and I can't wait til I'm there too! :-)0 -
CAN NOT wait to be able to say that!!! Thank you for sharing0
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Ok, I have to ask, WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU NO LONGER HAVE CHUB RUB???0
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:flowerforyou:
**will resist jokes will resist jokes**0 -
HAHAHAHAHAHA I am cracking up right now! I applaud that you made it and cant wait to join you in the win zone!0
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When I read "chub rub" I thought it was a whole different topic!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Ok, I have to ask, WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU NO LONGER HAVE CHUB RUB???0
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True lol, completely understand that one0
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LOL!! OMG, I'm laughing so hard. I cannot WAIT for the day when I have an end to chub rub!!0
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That was way too funny!!! As I can so relate :laugh:
Congrats to you!!0 -
Wow...this is so fantastic! It was hilarious while very familiar. "laying in bed like a star fish" LOL
Anywho---Good for you girl, congrats0 -
Good for you! I laughed out loud because I can so relate.0
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LOL love this post! Still waiting for that day :-) x0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So when does the book come out? Great sample....now I want more.0 -
I think your awesome for talking about this. My only goal (other than to make the men drool) is to be able to wear dresses and skirts without suffering from the aptly named chub rub (hadn't heard this before today) I am envious of you and also very happy for you0
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You must be so proud of yourself! I am happy for you. I think those knickers are called spanks in the U.S. which gives me a better idea of what you are talking about. I own spanks to hide the fat and I can't wait until I don't need them lol! Good for you!0
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Good for you!!!.....and THANK YOU for making me giggle this morning. :laugh:0
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I was excited when my "kissing thighs" ended their relationship! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Written with flair...love it!
Also, yay you! )0 -
When I read "chub rub" I thought it was a whole different topic!!
I thought this also!0 -
Congrats to the end of chub rub!!! Totally love the way you wrote this. Made me laugh and smile. Surely I will be thinking of this as I go for my walk today chub rub and all!!! :flowerforyou:0
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Yah that about sums it up. "Chub Rub" can't wait to be there Glad you made it :drinker:0
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Oh I wish this site had a "like" button. Alas there is light between the thighs!!!0
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HAHA! Awesome.0
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you always crack me up!! I love your word usage and instinctual phrasing!!!! ~corina0
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I love this post. It makes me giggle. I'm ALMOST to the end of "chub rub," but not quite there. Thanks for the great post!0
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