Why we drink so much beer!

mmuzzatti

So here is some very good information.....

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the " Buffalo theory" to his buddy Norm:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

groomchick

You must be a freakin Rocket Scientist then Marcello!!

guardian419

I'm definitely repeating this tonight, while playing beer pong

FJMilner

Love this!!

SmudgerSmithRhino

There is another school of thought which suggests that the liver is the most evil organ in the body and deserves to be punished often.

Mine is being severely punished this weekend!