IDIOT SIGHTING

mommared53

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> Be Careful Out There :

> IDIOT SIGHTING :
> We had to have the garage
> door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our
> problems was that we
> did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
> I thought for a minute, and
> said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a
> 1/2 horsepower. He
> shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4
> horsepower.' I responded that 1/2
> was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.'
> Four is larger than two..'
> We
> haven't used Sears repair since.

> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> My daughter and I went
> through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the
> clerk a $5 bill. Our total
> was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said,
> 'you gave me too much
> money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can
> just give me a dollar bill
> back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked
> me to repeat my request.
> I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said
> 'We're sorry but they
> could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then
> proceeded to give me back $1
> and 75 cents in change..
>
> Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
> neighbor call the local township administrative office to
> request the removal of
> the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too
> many deer are being hit by
> cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for
> them to be crossing
> anymore.'
> Kingman , KS .
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE :
> My
> daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She
> asked the person
> behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said
> he was sorry, but they only
> had ice burg lettuce.
> From Kansas City

> IDIOT SIGHTING : I was at the
> airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
> asked, 'Has anyone put
> anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To
> which I replied, 'If it was
> without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled
> knowingly and
> nodded,
> 'That's why we ask.'
> Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

> IDIOT SIGHTING :
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
> cross the
> street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
> coworker of mine. She
> asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that
> it signals blind
> people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded,
> 'What on earth are blind
> people doing driving?!'
> She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING :
> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
> She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.'
> Our manager commented
> cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more
> often.' Not another word was
> spoken. W e all just looked at each other with that
> deer-in-the-headlights
> stare.
> This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING :
>I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back
> into itself and for the
> sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system
> would not turn on.
> A
> deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff s office, no less.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership
> to pick up
> our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We
> went to the service
> department and found a mechanic working feverishly to
> unlock the driver side
> door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively
> tried the door
> handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,'
> I announced to the
> technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I
> already got that side.'
> This
> was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS

> STAY ALERT!
> They walk among us...
> and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE

LuckyLeprechaun

this is AWESOME


thanks for the laugh!!

Shanta1983

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annaliza

LOL Thanks for the laugh :laugh:

chgudnitz

Funny :laugh: but a little scary :sick:

Learning2LoveMe

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Thanks - I definately needed the laugh today. :flowerforyou:

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