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sktllmdrhmz

I'm a chatty mo-fo this morning, and instead of spamming my FL's newsfeed with my ramblings, I'm bringing it here for you! Aren't you thrilled? I know you are. No need to be modest.

I need a second job. This first one is pretty cushy. I want a Plum Crazy Purple '71 Hemi Cuda, but just so I can give it away. I randomly quote song lyrics and books, and the people who recognize them are almost always kindred spirits. I don't like pickles. I really like bacon. I saw Bakon vodka last night, but it was being discontinued. I think you should all get out of your sucky relationships and run away with the people who love you.

Il_DaniD_lI

You don't like pickles??? You are even more strange than I had originally thought.

ThePhoenixRose

THANK YOU! :flowerforyou:

phillieschic

Mmmm...bacon.

bikermike5094

My level of excitement hasnt changed in the least...sorry..

Faintgreeneyes

You don't like pickles, but do you like cucumbers?

SoViLicious

I think we should be friends.

sktllmdrhmz

You don't like pickles, but do you like cucumbers?

Nope.

SmallMimi

:smokin: Good car choice

RedHeadDevotchka

I'm sorry but did you say you "like" bacon? That's just not good enough.

Expialidojess

This makes me smile so damn hard!

I don't like pickles, either. Or olives.

And, hell yeah, it's a damn good car choice.

marie_cressman

you don't like pickles, but you love bacon... sounds like my husband. LOL

phillbis

David you need to try a pickle wrapped in bacon.

sktllmdrhmz

Okay, I love bacon. And Dani, you have no idea. And yeah, great car choice, but I can't take credit for that one. Like I said, it'd be a gift.

stevewynjones

Sorry...and at the risk of losing my ENTIRE FL......American bacon...ain't bacon....


it's streaky fat laden bacon bits.....

:flowerforyou:

MrsORourke

I randomly quote song lyrics and books, and the people who recognize them are almost always kindred spirits. I think you should all get out of your sucky relationships and run away with the people who love you.

♥ this. And speaking of bacon, I'd kill for a BLT right about now.

sktllmdrhmz

THANK YOU! :flowerforyou:

You're welcome?

Shannon2714

#1...I will do pretty much anything you ask if I can have that 'Cuda....that is my dream car...has always been!!!!!!

#2...I love pickles, can take or leave the bacon.

#3...Love Vodka...*gag* if it's bacon flavored

#4...If someone loved me enough to sweep me off my feet and prove it, I'd take that last bit of advice in a heartbeat.

sktllmdrhmz

Sorry...and at the risk of losing my ENTIRE FL......American bacon...ain't bacon....


it's streaky fat laden bacon bits.....

:flowerforyou:

Haha, Steve, it really is the whole thing, isn't it?

MellyGibson

How did I know it was you who posted this?

And I had my bacon for breakfast already. F*ing YUM!

karylee44

I think you should all get out of your sucky relationships and run away with the people who love you.

sounds good.. but no one loves me
nobody loves me, everybody hates me, im going to go eat worms!

NKF92879

Sorry...and at the risk of losing my ENTIRE FL......American bacon...ain't bacon....


it's streaky fat laden bacon bits.....

:flowerforyou:

That depends... The bacon we had made from the "pig" we bought was VERY "meaty" and DELICIOUS!

GoldenGirl1979

bacon + vodka= winning :drinker:

MassiveDelta

Sorry...and at the risk of losing my ENTIRE FL......American bacon...ain't bacon....


it's streaky fat laden bacon bits.....

:flowerforyou:

Cal it what you want but its the best thing on earth

msallymae

this IS awesome

terri0527

Wait...you want the car just so you can give it away? hmmmm, ok.Let me know how to enter THAT contest. :bigsmile: But don't like pickles? damn

_EmmaStrong_

AWESOME CAR and purple is my favoritie color. GIVE IT TO ME!!!! I love you, David! :drinker: Run away with me!

Pollywog39

SO............................blah blah blah and yackety smackety to YOU.

Thanks for not loading up my news feed with all kinda nonsense, cuz there are some folks who would get offended by all of the potty-mouth friends you have..................

Not that I object, but I'm trying to look out for the less "tolerant-of-bullsh!t" folks. It's my civic duty :blushing: :blushing:

And, btw, I DID get away from the sad-sack who said he loved me, but he was a big fat stupid sh!tty LIAR!! :noway: :noway:

Life is gooooooo now :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

alerica1

I would prefer a 1956 Thunderbird convertible, red with white interior, I love pickles, I love bacon....but not vodka. If I was in a relationship it would only be with someone who loves me (running away sounds fun though).

juliecat1

Bkahblahblah... How can you not like pickles!? I was with you on e v e r y t h I n g you said and then you lost me!

I guess we aren't kindred spirits after all. Carry on with your yakkity smackity business

sktllmdrhmz

Wait...you want the car just so you can give it away? hmmmm, ok.Let me know how to enter THAT contest. :bigsmile:

Is your name Sarah N. Dippety?