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sktllmdrhmz
sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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I'm a chatty mo-fo this morning, and instead of spamming my FL's newsfeed with my ramblings, I'm bringing it here for you! Aren't you thrilled? I know you are. No need to be modest.

I need a second job. This first one is pretty cushy. I want a Plum Crazy Purple '71 Hemi Cuda, but just so I can give it away. I randomly quote song lyrics and books, and the people who recognize them are almost always kindred spirits. I don't like pickles. I really like bacon. I saw Bakon vodka last night, but it was being discontinued. I think you should all get out of your sucky relationships and run away with the people who love you.

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  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
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    You don't like pickles??? You are even more strange than I had originally thought.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,985 Member
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    THANK YOU! :flowerforyou:
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
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    Mmmm...bacon.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    My level of excitement hasnt changed in the least...sorry..
  • Faintgreeneyes
    Faintgreeneyes Posts: 730 Member
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    You don't like pickles, but do you like cucumbers?
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    I think we should be friends.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    You don't like pickles, but do you like cucumbers?

    Nope.
  • SmallMimi
    SmallMimi Posts: 541 Member
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    :smokin: Good car choice
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    I'm sorry but did you say you "like" bacon? That's just not good enough.
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 588 Member
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    This makes me smile so damn hard!

    I don't like pickles, either. Or olives.

    And, hell yeah, it's a damn good car choice.
  • marie_cressman
    marie_cressman Posts: 980 Member
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    you don't like pickles, but you love bacon... sounds like my husband. LOL
  • phillbis
    phillbis Posts: 411 Member
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    David you need to try a pickle wrapped in bacon.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Okay, I love bacon. And Dani, you have no idea. And yeah, great car choice, but I can't take credit for that one. Like I said, it'd be a gift. :D

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  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,143 Member
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    Sorry...and at the risk of losing my ENTIRE FL......American bacon...ain't bacon....


    it's streaky fat laden bacon bits.....

    :flowerforyou:
  • MrsORourke
    MrsORourke Posts: 315 Member
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    I randomly quote song lyrics and books, and the people who recognize them are almost always kindred spirits. I think you should all get out of your sucky relationships and run away with the people who love you.


    ♥ this. And speaking of bacon, I'd kill for a BLT right about now.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    THANK YOU! :flowerforyou:

    You're welcome?
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
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    #1...I will do pretty much anything you ask if I can have that 'Cuda....that is my dream car...has always been!!!!!!

    #2...I love pickles, can take or leave the bacon.

    #3...Love Vodka...*gag* if it's bacon flavored

    #4...If someone loved me enough to sweep me off my feet and prove it, I'd take that last bit of advice in a heartbeat.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Sorry...and at the risk of losing my ENTIRE FL......American bacon...ain't bacon....


    it's streaky fat laden bacon bits.....

    :flowerforyou:

    Haha, Steve, it really is the whole thing, isn't it?
  • MellyGibson
    MellyGibson Posts: 297 Member
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    How did I know it was you who posted this?

    And I had my bacon for breakfast already. F*ing YUM!
  • karylee44
    karylee44 Posts: 892
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    I think you should all get out of your sucky relationships and run away with the people who love you.

    sounds good.. but no one loves me :(
    nobody loves me, everybody hates me, im going to go eat worms!

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