Happy Wednesday!

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Just a little giggle to share with you on this beautiful 4th of July :drinker:

So a man comes home drunk and late home one night, tripping over stuff and causing a mess. He went to bed and began to sleep. When he woke up, the house was clean. On his nightstand was an aspirin and a glass of water, along with a note : "Good morning, honey! I went out to go buy groceries for dinner". Confused, the man asked his son why his wife wasn't angry. "Well dad", began the kid, "last night mom tried to unclothe you and you told her : Stop. I'm married".