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MelissaE27

Thought this may be a good laugh for everyone

MYmom just recently got a cell phone. she lives in VAand has never been out of our little town.. never touched a cell phone or a computer..... she was trying to refill a precscritption and didnt understand what the # key is...(it asks for your pres number then press pound)... she thought it meant her weight lmao.. she said : I keep putting in my pound and it wont refill said I couldnt be found....lmao I so love her...lol

Anyone else have a funny story?

MelissaE27

anyone??? such a good day for some smiles:)

SVCat

Thought this may be a good laugh for everyone

MYmom just recently got a cell phone. she lives in VAand has never been out of our little town.. never touched a cell phone or a computer..... she was trying to refill a precscritption and didnt understand what the # key is...(it asks for your pres number then press pound)... she thought it meant her weight lmao.. she said : I keep putting in my pound and it wont refill said I couldnt be found....lmao I so love her...lol

Anyone else have a funny story?

BAHAHAHA! That *kitten* is hilarious!

I've had my dumba$$ moments...I've had a car that uses a pushbutton to start, a few weeks ago I kept pressing the doorbell to my house and trying to open the front door. When that didn't work, I took my key fob and pressed the unlock button while menacingly stabbing the air with the key towards the door.

It was one of those moments that you have to discretely look around so as to judge how much of a dumba$$ you really were.

MelissaE27

LMAO SV.. that just made me laugh so hard... Love it!

SVCat

LMAO SV.. that just made me laugh so hard... Love it!

Wish that was my only moment of revelation where I realized that I really am not the genius I sometimes think I am.

MelissaE27

Well Im definitely known for bad clumpsy dumb *kitten* .. let me tell ya.. ..

One moring I woke up to knocking .. I thought someone was at my door.. so I get up run(ok trip) down the stairs.. open door .. no one is there.. so I think nice warm bed must go back... so I climb into bed so nice and cozy.. then I hear another knock.. dang it.... what ? who? I go back down again... no one is there.. ok Im getting tiffed at this point Im thinking kids in the neighborhood.. neighbor playing a joke.... so I climb my big o butt back up the stairs this time I wait...no knock.. ok Im safe to go back to bed right??? Nope as soon as my butt hits that bed knock knock.. ok Im red faced at this point dang it.. cant sleep.. I go back downstairs and what do I see?/ my dog standing up on the door .. (german shephard) 2 front paws stretched as far as you can imagine... he was knocking.. he had to go potty..lmao...... So I put on my shoes ..get his leash.... this will be a breeze right??? well heck Noooooo my morning sleep cant be that easy... as we step on the front step he sees a squirrell!!! and hes off.. well my hand is wrapped around his leash... and yep he pulls me dragging me .... I lose a shoe .. im yelling Charlie stop.. but nooo hes off to get this squirrel.... well he drags me in my backyard through a small set of trees and down an enbankment.. FINALLY the leash comes off my hand but only as im rolling yes I said rolling down this enbankment.. Im muddied leaves all through my hair... shoes gone.. but yeppp dog is happy.... now at this point I could have cried I could have yelled many bad words... but all I could do is laugh... I sit there laughing so hard Looking around embarasssed thinking what my neighbors must be thinking and if somone saw me...lol


Well Charlie didnt get the squirrell but he comes up licking my face and is a happy puppy... This goes to show you can only take what comes and its up to you how you let it affect your day..... .... Life is grand!
Plus it gave me alittle work out... lol