MFP Crushes

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  • nothing makes me more jelly then when i see girls flirting with my MFP crush ... :noway: :mad: :angry: :explode:
    :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
    girl go find your own stranger off the internet! :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:

    lol #pathetic
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    :laugh:
    Lotta pretty girls, too bad none live close enough to be my workout buddy :frown:

    ...or your dishwasher

    Back when I did have dishes I paid my sister to do it for me. She complains about being broke, being the good brother that I am I let her earn some cash rather than take a handout.

    well bless your heart :heart:

    he's a piece of work

    anyone who is southern gets what I'm sayn here
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
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    decided to roll this thread \m/
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Speaking of crushes

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    LMFAO....Damn, I don't think even Excedrin can take care of that headache!
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    I love my whole FL....

    But the moustache rides have me completely giddy....so its Skitty!!!!

    but, but Jimmy! I thought we had something special. :sad:
  • LuisZav
    LuisZav Posts: 197
    I have a crush on half the women on here. Some amazing women on here. Strong, dedicated, and downright sexy.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    :laugh:
    Lotta pretty girls, too bad none live close enough to be my workout buddy :frown:

    ...or your dishwasher

    Back when I did have dishes I paid my sister to do it for me. She complains about being broke, being the good brother that I am I let her earn some cash rather than take a handout.

    well bless your heart :heart:

    he's a piece of work

    anyone who is southern gets what I'm sayn here

    I totally get it...HE IS A DOUCHE!
    As for MFP crushes....if I can out run them they are mine!
  • TonyM1984
    TonyM1984 Posts: 267
    I have a couple crushes on MFP and they know who they are!
  • jolinemariem
    jolinemariem Posts: 462 Member
    I wish i was a lesbian then i wouldnt care about boys so much



    I am and then you just care about girls alot instead lol
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Hell, I've lost track....between those that play Shower Twister with me, and the ones that spank me relentlessly...the number is just too high...and this isn't even on Boobie Friday...then it just gets out of hand (and into mouth, of course)
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    I have a crush on half the women on here. Some amazing women on here. Strong, dedicated, and downright sexy.

    <~~ pretty damn amazing
  • nada so far haha
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    :laugh:
    Lotta pretty girls, too bad none live close enough to be my workout buddy :frown:

    ...or your dishwasher

    Back when I did have dishes I paid my sister to do it for me. She complains about being broke, being the good brother that I am I let her earn some cash rather than take a handout.

    well bless your heart :heart:

    he's a piece of work

    anyone who is southern gets what I'm sayn here

    I totally get it...HE IS A DOUCHE!
    As for MFP crushes....if I can out run them they are mine!

    douchecanoe FTW
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    I have a crush on half the women on here. Some amazing women on here. Strong, dedicated, and downright sexy.

    <~~ pretty damn amazing


    She speaks the truth :love: :love:
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
    Start sending nude pictures. Why not hit up a motel. Something. Why does it have to be so secret. I mean I let my crush know who they were by sending them a picture of me totally naked sayin wanna bang? Thats just how I roll!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I'm just going to start telling my crushes, "I want to be on you."
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I'm just going to start telling my crushes, "I want to be in you."

    Fixed....>Guys secretly dig that.
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
    Or in you?
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    I'm just going to start telling my crushes, "I want to be on you."

    that's pretty unfair and one-sided.

    you should tell them you want them on you, too.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Start sending nude pictures. Why not hit up a motel. Something. Why does it have to be so secret. I mean I let my crush know who they were by sending them a picture of me totally naked sayin wanna bang? Thats just how I roll!

    Listen b!tch...where is mine??? I'm very disappointed...
  • Workkoutchick <3 my mfp crush
  • TonyM1984
    TonyM1984 Posts: 267
    I wish i was a lesbian then i wouldnt care about boys so much



    I am and then you just care about girls alot instead lol

    Me and lesbians always have something in common! Hot *kitten* women!
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Or in you?

    YES...If a man said that, I'd be SWOONING! And jumping his bones, of course!
  • Yes, I think I do have one. Not for the reasons you may think, but because she is there for me daily and helps motivate me to be the best I can be. I do not want to let her down. She is accomplishing so much on her own, and I am very proud of her. She is funny, cares about what I am doing/have done, and I know she is behind me 100%. She is the best supportive person you could ask for. I look for her post and value her comments. I feel lucky to have her on my side.
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
    Start sending nude pictures. Why not hit up a motel. Something. Why does it have to be so secret. I mean I let my crush know who they were by sending them a picture of me totally naked sayin wanna bang? Thats just how I roll!

    Listen b!tch...where is mine??? I'm very disappointed...


    I sent it to you darling! didn't you get it?
  • kamakazeekim
    kamakazeekim Posts: 1,183 Member
    nothing makes me more jelly then when i see girls flirting with my MFP crush ... :noway: :mad: :angry: :explode:
    :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
    girl go find your own stranger off the internet! :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:

    lol #pathetic

    LOL This made my day! That's exactly my thought too!
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
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  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    having a mfp crush is like going to strip club...all you due is get blue balls and end up finishing the job urself
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    gotcha!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    having a mfp crush is like going to strip club...all you due is get blue balls and end up finishing the job urself

    do.....yourself...
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