BEST MFP GAME EVER: One-Upmanship

mikeyrp
mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
edited October 19 in Chit-Chat
As its Monday and I'm in a bit of a Monday mood I thought I'd post something to cheer everyone up.

So - this is a new game I've invented called 'One-Upmanship'

The rules are pretty simple: whatever the person above you posted you have to say how you did it a little bit better. For example if I said I got my hair cut today" you would say "I had my hair cut AND I had my legs waxed".

The twist is this - If people think you made too big a jump (Two-Upmanship) then you loose the round and the next player gets to start a new topic.For example if I said I got my hair cut today" and you say "I had all of my limbs removed, the remaining skin shaved down to one nano-layer of flesh, my blood sucked out by leaches and I donated my organs to a travelling salesman who was down on his luck after an unfortunate incident with an enchanted bee".

If the next player simply cant think of anything better then you win the round - thus having kudos rained down upon you like little golden flakes of fairy dust. Also, the next player has to start a new topic...



So, lets get this party started:

"This week I'll be travelling from England to Russia for three days"

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  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    This week I'll be travelling from England to Russia for three days AND I scored a press pass for the Farnborough Air Show.
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    Thats how I'm getting to Russia - A private jet is picking me up at Franborough
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    I'm also flying to Russia from the Franborough Air Show in a private jet but my jet is a Panavia Tornado piloted by Prince Harry.
  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
    On my jet from Franborough is a present from Hugh Hefner - a hoard of Playboy Bunnies, just waiting for me! (Prince Henry is in the other room)
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    They saved my playboy bunnies for the transfer onto Air force one as my private jet wasn't big enough to hold them and all the toys they brought along for us to play with....
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Half-way to Russia, my plane suffered mechanical difficulites and crashed to the ground. Fortunately, I was able to parachute to the safety of a passing yacht owned by Carlos Slim, full of Victoria Secrets modles, buckets of "snow" and that guy from the Dos Equis commercials, "The Most Interesting Man In The World". who gave me a big thumbs up.
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    In a similar incident my parachute was carried to safety by a flock of passing angels who showered my with love and rainbows and dirty, dirty sex....
  • Jbjessi
    Jbjessi Posts: 288
    wow similar incident except my angels flew me to my own private island where the models made me there queen and serve me male models on a platter every day to use at my own disposal.. while the angels spend there time finding me the finest fruits while Mr. Dos Equis tells me the meaning to life.
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    Fruit? On my island they gave me chocolate brownies that made me loose when I ate them!
  • mkohley
    mkohley Posts: 5
    I recently sold one of my private islands and one of my private jets, I was told the new owner named the island Austrailia or something of that nature.
  • caribougal
    caribougal Posts: 865 Member
    That was me! I named the island "Something of That Nature" and have the male models bring me kombucha and dark chocolate-covered strawberries (primal diet, yeh!).
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    The male models are also scientific geniuses who work for my company which invented the weight-loss chocolate brownies and will announce a cure for the common cold by the end of the week.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Chuck Norris.
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    Chuck Norris.

    winner.
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    You've gotta start a new topic!
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Chuck Norris.

    ^^THIS FTMFW!
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    OK, New topic from me then....


    This weekend I saw Spiderman at the cinema.
  • 180farm
    180farm Posts: 230
    It was a great movie. I was flattered when my pal, Stan Lee, complimented me on my weight loss while at the premiere.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    This weekend Spiderman adjusted my TV aerial.
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    I think you misunderstood my original sentence - I didn't see spiderman the movie - I went to the movies with Spiderman. Some French art flick. I don't recommend you hanging out with a guy in lycra when viewing a film with topless women in it.

    Anyway, after the movie we swag by some bar in town where he introduced me to Emma Stone (Gwen Stacy) who asked me if I was up for a threesome with her and Stan Lee - but I had to turn her down because I'm married and also - ewww.

    PS - we have Sky, else he would have fix our Arial too.
  • 180farm
    180farm Posts: 230
    Sorry it took so long to get back to you but I have been in Cannes painting the town red. I'm so glad you saw a French film, here in France it is beautiful. The food is absolutely wonderful. I must go as i have to get back to the History Supreme. We will soon be going off to sea to our next fabulous destination. Superman and Thor send their regards.
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    Say Hi to Superman and Thor for me. Actually, can you apologise to them - I had to throw out the Avengers and the Justice League from my lounge last week as my parents were coming over and I needed somewhere for them to sit....

    Oh, and if you see him, can you tell Batman I still have the keys to the Batmobile.... Next time either he or Robin have to be the nominated driver! Also, they are blocking my car in and I'm not sure how to move the Batmobile without scorching my Alfa.

    Also, Aqua-man has eaten all the fish sticks and wont get out of my bath. Can someone please send a dolphin to pick him up.

    Cheers.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Were you talking about me? I heard you discuss superpowers with my super-hearing so flew over from my Fortress of Solitude in Hawaii.
  • Merc71
    Merc71 Posts: 412 Member
    Hi, I'm your landlord...you rent is due for the Fortress of Solitude.
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    Hulk smash puny landlord
  • 180farm
    180farm Posts: 230
    Calm down hulk. I have a serious question for you. I know you turn green and rip your clothes due to too many roids so I need your advise. When I get mad, or have any extreme emotion, I dont turn green but everyone around me does, due to the envy. I am so fabulous people stop in their tracks. Not only am i super lean, strong and toned but everyone does exactly what i say and think due to my ability to control their minds with my awesomeness. How long does it take for the green to go away?
  • dougt333
    dougt333 Posts: 697
    With you're weak power mere seconds. When I step in to town it begins raining panties of supermodels who lust for me, and the Dos Equis guy keps the beer on tap in every bar in town . The Ruler of said country offers me his place for the night, and the Hulk runs security..the red one. She hulk is there also but usually stays in my bed, turns out I am much better endowed then her other hulk buddies. Who knew.
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    (Wow, this was an old thread but a goodie!)
    Dougt333, I guess you're doing OK for someone who's never left the earth. I get emails from women over 100 light years away...
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