HOORAY!!!!!! Hoooray for Everyone!!!!!!!

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  • jazzedorange
    jazzedorange Posts: 184 Member
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    I had a banana dipped in chocolate pudding for snack. I do feel wonderful :) Thank you
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
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    I have had a horrible day today and you just made it awesome!

    I also get the sarcasm, but seriously, you're funny :laugh:

    HOOORRRRAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY for pg3ibew!

    Hoooooray for sarcasm!!!!!!

    Hooray for a horrible day made better!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I just saw this on google, so it has to be true. If you log all your food on MFP while in bed, in your underwear, with 2 pillows behind your head and one under your left leg, while watching the history channel, it burns 7 times as many calories compared to logging food before 9 pm while sitting on the couch on the second Tuesday in May while watching the food network. PROVEN FACT
  • toysbigkid
    toysbigkid Posts: 545 Member
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    OMG!!!! You are too funny! I love you!
  • Josette89
    Josette89 Posts: 244
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    I'm confused.... but I'll play along.... HOOORRAAAYYYY FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! WE ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
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    I want one of those caramel covered apples :)

    You DESERVE a caramel covered apple. AN entire bushel of them.

    Hoooray for caramel!!!!!!!!

    Hooray to all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Flushing the toilet conteracts all calories from a large buttered movie popcorn!!!!!!!!
  • nmb1983
    nmb1983 Posts: 34
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    How many calories did I just burn trimming the baby's finger/toe nails?
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
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    I had a banana dipped in chocolate pudding for snack. I do feel wonderful :) Thank you

    Hooooray for Bananas!!!!!!!!!!

    You are awesome!!!!!!!! Your awesmeness is surpassed only by your gorgeous calf muscles!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hoooray!!!!!!!!

    Wearing a leather jacket burns more calories than a down jacket!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Jezebel9
    Jezebel9 Posts: 396 Member
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    the greasy air biscuit my husband lofted in the work out room has dissipated! HOOOOORAYYYYYYYY!
    The negotiations for the release of the chocolate hostages was successful! Flushed away- HOOOOORRAAAAYYYYY!
    If I read scores of nonsensical positive remarks, my brain doesn't know the difference! HOOORRRAAAAYYYYYY!
    It somehow makes me happy and I don't care how ridiculous it is! HOOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
    Because I now am multi-orgasmic! Yeah! Super! HOOOORAYYYYYYYY!
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
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    How many calories did I just burn trimming the baby's finger/toe nails?

    Hooooray for cutting the baby's nails!!!!!!!!!11

    Unfortunately there is not enough info for me to determine this.
    If you could answer a few questions, maybe I could help.

    Was the baby a boy or girl?
    Did you do the toes first or the fingers?
    Right hand/foot or left hand/foot first?
    How old is the baby?
    What time zone are you in?
    Was it in the Bath? Kitchen? Bathroom, outside the tub?
    Were the lights on? off?
    What were you wearing?Not wearing?
    Were other children present?
    Was the child crying?Laughing? Indifferent?
    Was the TV on? Radio? CD?
    What was playing on the TV? Radio? CD?

    Add or subtract 10 percent of your workout calories if you worked out before you cut the nails. Dedust 56.3 percent of calories eaten if you had dinner prior to walking the dog on the day previous to the day of cutting the nails.
    I could keep going, but HOOOORAY for Nail cutting!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hoooray for all!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
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    the greasy air biscuit my husband lofted in the work out room has dissipated! HOOOOORAYYYYYYYY!
    The negotiations for the release of the chocolate hostages was successful! Flushed away- HOOOOORRAAAAYYYYY!
    If I read scores of nonsensical positive remarks, my brain doesn't know the difference! HOOORRRAAAAYYYYYY!
    It somehow makes me happy and I don't care how ridiculous it is! HOOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
    Because I now am multi-orgasmic! Yeah! Super! HOOOORAYYYYYYYY!

    A total total total HOOOOORAY for the multi-orgasmic part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

    I am not sure I could remember the rest of what you wrote or if I actually care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hooooray!!!!!! to all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • nmb1983
    nmb1983 Posts: 34
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    How many calories did I just burn trimming the baby's finger/toe nails?

    Hooooray for cutting the baby's nails!!!!!!!!!11

    Unfortunately there is not enough info for me to determine this.
    If you could answer a few questions, maybe I could help.

    Was the baby a boy or girl?
    Did you do the toes first or the fingers?
    Right hand/foot or left hand/foot first?
    How old is the baby?
    What time zone are you in?
    Was it in the Bath? Kitchen? Bathroom, outside the tub?
    Were the lights on? off?
    What were you wearing?Not wearing?
    Were other children present?
    Was the child crying?Laughing? Indifferent?
    Was the TV on? Radio? CD?
    What was playing on the TV? Radio? CD?

    Add or subtract 10 percent of your workout calories if you worked out before you cut the nails. Dedust 56.3 percent of calories eaten if you had dinner prior to walking the dog on the day previous to the day of cutting the nails.
    I could keep going, but HOOOORAY for Nail cutting!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hoooray for all!!!!!!!!!!!!

    boy
    fingers first
    right, left, left right
    11 weeks
    Pacific
    in the living room, he was sitting in his bouncy chair
    on...all the lights!
    jeans and t-shirt
    no other children... unless 2 cats and/or a husband count
    A little fussing, a lot of not holding still
    TV was on
    Lord of the Flies...I don't know why!
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
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    How many calories did I just burn trimming the baby's finger/toe nails?

    Hooooray for cutting the baby's nails!!!!!!!!!11

    Unfortunately there is not enough info for me to determine this.
    If you could answer a few questions, maybe I could help.

    Was the baby a boy or girl?
    Did you do the toes first or the fingers?
    Right hand/foot or left hand/foot first?
    How old is the baby?
    What time zone are you in?
    Was it in the Bath? Kitchen? Bathroom, outside the tub?
    Were the lights on? off?
    What were you wearing?Not wearing?
    Were other children present?
    Was the child crying?Laughing? Indifferent?
    Was the TV on? Radio? CD?
    What was playing on the TV? Radio? CD?

    Add or subtract 10 percent of your workout calories if you worked out before you cut the nails. Dedust 56.3 percent of calories eaten if you had dinner prior to walking the dog on the day previous to the day of cutting the nails.
    I could keep going, but HOOOORAY for Nail cutting!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hoooray for all!!!!!!!!!!!!

    boy Deduct 10
    fingers first ADD 12
    right, left, left right AWESOME NSV HERE. Right, left, right left would have been a total disaster. BTW, are you left handed? Deduct 50
    11 weeks Major PLUS, DEDUCT 12
    Pacific NOT GOOD, EASTERN time zone or across the pond would have netted a NEGATIVE day.
    in the living room, he was sitting in his bouncy chair. BOUBCY CHAIR is a minus 700. lots of work if baby is bouncing.
    on...all the lights! ADD 10 PERCENT FOR THIS. Much harder with lights out
    jeans and t-shirt MAJOR MAJOR ADD here. FOr obvious reasons
    no other children... unless 2 cats and/or a husband count. two cats count for 36 but hubby offsets that, so zero.
    A little fussing, a lot of not holding still. Bouuncy chair will do that. See added points for bouncey chair above
    TV was on. minus 12
    Lord of the Flies...I don't know why! If you were reading the book, you would have become weightless for the effort. Movie is only worth 31.7

    Overall, not tooo shabby. You are awesomely awesome!!!!!!!!!!

    Hoooray for you!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hooray for ALL!!!!!!!!!!
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
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    I just googled this. so I know it is true.

    If you eat gluten free while in bed, the negative calories will conteract any positive calories you ate while washing dishes and it will cause you to become weightless and hover over the bed like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.
    FACT

    Hooooray for gluten free!!!!!!!

    Hooray for all!!!!
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
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    I just googled this as well. Another FACT.

    If you unlock the car with the beeper button on your alarm and click it more than twice left handed, the action of the clicking will negate all the calories you ate from the gallon of ice cream you devoured two nights earlier.

    Hooooray for Ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Everybody rocks!!!!!!!!!!!
  • nmb1983
    nmb1983 Posts: 34
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    How many calories did I just burn trimming the baby's finger/toe nails?

    Hooooray for cutting the baby's nails!!!!!!!!!11

    Unfortunately there is not enough info for me to determine this.
    If you could answer a few questions, maybe I could help.

    Was the baby a boy or girl?
    Did you do the toes first or the fingers?
    Right hand/foot or left hand/foot first?
    How old is the baby?
    What time zone are you in?
    Was it in the Bath? Kitchen? Bathroom, outside the tub?
    Were the lights on? off?
    What were you wearing?Not wearing?
    Were other children present?
    Was the child crying?Laughing? Indifferent?
    Was the TV on? Radio? CD?
    What was playing on the TV? Radio? CD?

    Add or subtract 10 percent of your workout calories if you worked out before you cut the nails. Dedust 56.3 percent of calories eaten if you had dinner prior to walking the dog on the day previous to the day of cutting the nails.
    I could keep going, but HOOOORAY for Nail cutting!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hoooray for all!!!!!!!!!!!!

    boy Deduct 10
    fingers first ADD 12
    right, left, left right AWESOME NSV HERE. Right, left, right left would have been a total disaster. BTW, are you left handed? Deduct 50
    11 weeks Major PLUS, DEDUCT 12
    Pacific NOT GOOD, EASTERN time zone or across the pond would have netted a NEGATIVE day.
    in the living room, he was sitting in his bouncy chair. BOUBCY CHAIR is a minus 700. lots of work if baby is bouncing.
    on...all the lights! ADD 10 PERCENT FOR THIS. Much harder with lights out
    jeans and t-shirt MAJOR MAJOR ADD here. FOr obvious reasons
    no other children... unless 2 cats and/or a husband count. two cats count for 36 but hubby offsets that, so zero.
    A little fussing, a lot of not holding still. Bouuncy chair will do that. See added points for bouncey chair above
    TV was on. minus 12
    Lord of the Flies...I don't know why! If you were reading the book, you would have become weightless for the effort. Movie is only worth 31.7

    Overall, not tooo shabby. You are awesomely awesome!!!!!!!!!!

    Hoooray for you!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hooray for ALL!!!!!!!!!!

    So then I should be ok if I go grab a donut with rainbow icing and unicorn poop sprinkles! AWESOMES!!!
  • nmb1983
    nmb1983 Posts: 34
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    I've heard that baby slobber is good for fat loss...just apply to skin daily and it sort of just draws the fat to the surface where it evaporates into thin air (lol...thin air...get it?) I hope it's true because this kid drools about a gallon a day!

    I'm pretty sure I saw it on the Google so it must be true, right?
  • beattie1
    beattie1 Posts: 1,012 Member
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    I just googled this. so I know it is true.

    If you eat gluten free while in bed, the negative calories will conteract any positive calories you ate while washing dishes and it will cause you to become weightless and hover over the bed like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.
    FACT

    Hooooray for gluten free!!!!!!!

    Hooray for all!!!!

    WOW! So THAT'S how they did it :happy:
    I need to dust the lampshades - gonna get me some gluten free stuff & do it the fun way - and get rid of all the calories I've eaten as well. What's not to like about that? Mary Poppins would be proud.

    HOOOORAAAAY for the "weightless" tip!
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
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    How many calories did I just burn trimming the baby's finger/toe nails?

    Hooooray for cutting the baby's nails!!!!!!!!!11

    Unfortunately there is not enough info for me to determine this.
    If you could answer a few questions, maybe I could help.

    Was the baby a boy or girl?
    Did you do the toes first or the fingers?
    Right hand/foot or left hand/foot first?
    How old is the baby?
    What time zone are you in?
    Was it in the Bath? Kitchen? Bathroom, outside the tub?
    Were the lights on? off?
    What were you wearing?Not wearing?
    Were other children present?
    Was the child crying?Laughing? Indifferent?
    Was the TV on? Radio? CD?
    What was playing on the TV? Radio? CD?

    Add or subtract 10 percent of your workout calories if you worked out before you cut the nails. Dedust 56.3 percent of calories eaten if you had dinner prior to walking the dog on the day previous to the day of cutting the nails.
    I could keep going, but HOOOORAY for Nail cutting!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hoooray for all!!!!!!!!!!!!

    boy Deduct 10
    fingers first ADD 12
    right, left, left right AWESOME NSV HERE. Right, left, right left would have been a total disaster. BTW, are you left handed? Deduct 50
    11 weeks Major PLUS, DEDUCT 12
    Pacific NOT GOOD, EASTERN time zone or across the pond would have netted a NEGATIVE day.
    in the living room, he was sitting in his bouncy chair. BOUBCY CHAIR is a minus 700. lots of work if baby is bouncing.
    on...all the lights! ADD 10 PERCENT FOR THIS. Much harder with lights out
    jeans and t-shirt MAJOR MAJOR ADD here. FOr obvious reasons
    no other children... unless 2 cats and/or a husband count. two cats count for 36 but hubby offsets that, so zero.
    A little fussing, a lot of not holding still. Bouuncy chair will do that. See added points for bouncey chair above
    TV was on. minus 12
    Lord of the Flies...I don't know why! If you were reading the book, you would have become weightless for the effort. Movie is only worth 31.7

    Overall, not tooo shabby. You are awesomely awesome!!!!!!!!!!

    Hoooray for you!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hooray for ALL!!!!!!!!!!

    So then I should be ok if I go grab a donut with rainbow icing and unicorn poop sprinkles! AWESOMES!!!

    Eat as many donuts as you wish. They have no effect on weight gain. As long as you load up with rainbow sprinkles and unicorn poop.

    Holiday for all!!!!!!!!
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
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    I've heard that baby slobber is good for fat loss...just apply to skin daily and it sort of just draws the fat to the surface where it evaporates into thin air (lol...thin air...get it?) I hope it's true because this kid drools about a gallon a day!

    I'm pretty sure I saw it on the Google so it must be true, right?

    Yes, but it must be applied after dinner but before snack on odd numbered days that do not have an R in the day of the week. SILLY
    HOOOORAY FOR ALL!!!!!!
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
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    I just googled this. so I know it is true.

    If you eat gluten free while in bed, the negative calories will conteract any positive calories you ate while washing dishes and it will cause you to become weightless and hover over the bed like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.
    FACT

    Hooooray for gluten free!!!!!!!

    Hooray for all!!!!

    WOW! So THAT'S how they did it :happy:
    I need to dust the lampshades - gonna get me some gluten free stuff & do it the fun way - and get rid of all the calories I've eaten as well. What's not to like about that? Mary Poppins would be proud.

    HOOOORAAAAY for the "weightless" tip!


    Hoooray for Mary Poppins!!!!!!!

    Hooooray for all!!!!!!!
    Tip for the hour. Got it from Google. New product on the market. LO-FAT SALT.