Worst date?

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  • jcriscuolo
    jcriscuolo Posts: 319 Member
    Bump - these stories are great!
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    My worst=a classic trashy country girl date.

    The lyrics to a country song matched it perfectly.

    One of my pet peeves when dating is burping out of either end. She burped really loud, and I almost took her home right then and there.

    Thankfully I grew out of how I was then, because I overlooked all of that, and the night ended in GREAT success, LOL
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    I don't know if this would be considered a bad or worst date, but certainly the funniest.

    About a year after my divorce, I decided to try an online dating service (I was new to area). About a month later, this one lady and I decided to meet. She was prettier in person than she was on computer, that's for sure.

    Anyway, I happened to notice she was rather large in the breast area. You couldn't help but notice. Nonetheless, I looked her in the eyes because I'm a gentleman (it was difficult though). Well, we meet at a mexican food restaurant in downtown Fort Worth. As the conversation is just rolling along, going great, they bring out the chips and salsa. A few minutes later, I pick up a rather large chip, crack it and a piece of the chip, about dime size, cracks off and flies right down her blouse. It was like slow motion. Both of us couldn't help but watch this transpire. Being a guy, I couldn't help but laugh...and laugh...and laugh.

    She got up and left. That was it. I never saw her again and ate dinner alone.

    Damn chip!
  • rozsbluejay
    rozsbluejay Posts: 303 Member
    Never been on the date. Even the ones that were matched by blind dates stood me up because they knew what I looked like. :cry:
  • sbernardy
    sbernardy Posts: 188
    These are hilarious!!!! I'm not sure if I'm sad or happy that I don't have one to contribute!! Now if this was worst marriages I would totally contribute ;) My first one was a joke!

    I agree... (sadly)
  • lil_bit_crazy
    lil_bit_crazy Posts: 161 Member
    I don't know if this would be considered a bad or worst date, but certainly the funniest.

    About a year after my divorce, I decided to try an online dating service (I was new to area). About a month later, this one lady and I decided to meet. She was prettier in person than she was on computer, that's for sure.

    Anyway, I happened to notice she was rather large in the breast area. You couldn't help but notice. Nonetheless, I looked her in the eyes because I'm a gentleman (it was difficult though). Well, we meet at a mexican food restaurant in downtown Fort Worth. As the conversation is just rolling along, going great, they bring out the chips and salsa. A few minutes later, I pick up a rather large chip, crack it and a piece of the chip, about dime size, cracks off and flies right down her blouse. It was like slow motion. Both of us couldn't help but watch this transpire. Being a guy, I couldn't help but laugh...and laugh...and laugh.

    She got up and left. That was it. I never saw her again and ate dinner alone.

    Damn chip!

    That's hilarious! I woulda fished that chip out and said there's starving people in 3rd world countries! Pass the salsa!

    I'm gonna think of this every time I have chips n salsa now...
  • Discoveri
    Discoveri Posts: 435 Member
    I went out with a guy that I wasn't attracted to at all just because my mom thought he was fabulous. So after dinner, he wanted to go to Walmart. Ugghh. He also called one of his redneck friends and told him to come to Walmart too. So I'm stuck there with these two rednecks. Then, they got separated and couldn't find each other and they proceeded to do turkey calls back and forth until they found each other. Um, no.

    The turkey calls part kills me. :laugh:
  • Klamber26
    Klamber26 Posts: 212
    I went out with a guy that I wasn't attracted to at all just because my mom thought he was fabulous. So after dinner, he wanted to go to Walmart. Ugghh. He also called one of his redneck friends and told him to come to Walmart too. So I'm stuck there with these two rednecks. Then, they got separated and couldn't find each other and they proceeded to do turkey calls back and forth until they found each other. Um, no.

    The turkey calls part kills me. :laugh:

    lmao. wow.
  • Klamber26
    Klamber26 Posts: 212
    Okay worst date ever. We went to the waffle-house (classy huh?) and our server was missing the lower part of one arm. Problem was, she had our silverware tucked in the little nub of what was left below her elbow. He gagged and pulled me out of the booth. I was insanely embarrassed. We ended up eating Wendy's instead (possible upgrade lol)
  • pornstarzombie
    pornstarzombie Posts: 297
    He ordered pizza [he was supposed to cook] then sat on the couch and watched basketball all night. Then he wanted to drag me into his room and mess around.

    Er...no thanks. That was horrible. If I wanted to do something like that, I would have stayed home.

    Oh, and another weird one...went on this date, and all he talked about was his guns, zombies, etc. I love zombies, so when I met him I was happy to find another zombie lover. But...even I get tired of guns and killing and zombies and racist remarks.

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