Do guys really think baby talk is sexy?

blonde71 · July 2012

There's a nurse at the doctor's office that my sons go to and she talks in baby talk all the time. My husband thinks it's so annoying as do I.

HulaHips83 · July 2012

Are we talking about that aweful Paris Hilton / Kim Kardashian baby talk? Cause if so, I hate that too! It sounds so stupid. I rank that right up there with women who act helpless just so men will pay them attention and do stuff for them.

Lu_88 · July 2012

Wait, what? I've seen people do it to babies but not to an adult

Jessamine · July 2012

DH got into a bad habit of talking in baby talk whenever he was in a "cuddly" mood. :-/

I finally brought it up. Apparently his baby talk was annoying the heck out of him, too. He didn't know why he was doing it. It's stopped.

DaGsGirl · July 2012

No. I like a firm, strong MAN not a baby. That crap freaks me out. lol

chunkydunk714 · July 2012

People baby talk? In a sexy manner?? That's really weird.

right??!! Thank God I dont know anyone who does that

gecho · July 2012

Is it supposed to be sexy!?

I only talk like that to animals. I don't even know why. >.>

um...this

neverstray · July 2012

Only if I am wearing a diaper and she is spanking me.

MellyGibson · July 2012

I would agree with the throat punch sentiment with ONE "almost" exception...

...one of my friends (OK, so my not-so-secret-crush) is a BIG manly dude....and once in a while he'll pop out with a "I sowwy" or "Boo"...and his comedic timing is so spot-on that it's actually FUNNY. But SEXY? :huh: Nope. :noway:

I don't baby talk my animals - I trash talk them. My poor cat has so many really inappropriate nicknames (his current one is "F*ckstain", but he's also known as "C*ck gobbler", "A$$hat" and, thanks to a recent forum post he'll be known as "Twatwaffle" for a while). But it's all in good fun.

buckeyetex315 · July 2012

No. Not by men or women.

CajunNino · July 2012

Only if I am wearing a diaper and she is spanking me.

:laugh: This made me LOL.

chunkydunk714 · July 2012

I don't baby talk my animals - I trash talk them. My poor cat has so many really inappropriate nicknames (his current one is "F*ckstain", but he's also known as "C*ck gobbler", "A$$hat" and, thanks to a recent forum post he'll be known as "Twatwaffle" for a while). But it's all in good fun.

HAHAHA too funny....f*ckstain. Love it.

Nessiechickie · July 2012

I do not baby talk but sometimes i talk with a cartoonish/silly voice. (don't know how to explain it)
Especially to animals

neverstray · July 2012

I used to do that. It's so funny to call your dog a f*ckbrain, and they just stand there wagging their tail all excited. Ha, ha.

I would agree with the throat punch sentiment with ONE "almost" exception...

...one of my friends (OK, so my not-so-secret-crush) is a BIG manly dude....and once in a while he'll pop out with a "I sowwy" or "Boo"...and his comedic timing is so spot-on that it's actually FUNNY. But SEXY? :huh: Nope. :noway:

I don't baby talk my animals - I trash talk them. My poor cat has so many really inappropriate nicknames (his current one is "F*ckstain", but he's also known as "C*ck gobbler", "A$$hat" and, thanks to a recent forum post he'll be known as "Twatwaffle" for a while). But it's all in good fun.

LilMissSunshine_ · July 2012

I stopped talking like a baby when I learned to wipe my own a**.

becoming_a_new_me · July 2012

Not unless you are a pedophile.

^^^ winner!! I have a friend that does that to EVERYONE!! I tell her all the time to use her big girl voice. It p!sses her off, but everyone not in her eyesight does the silent clap

LilMissSunshine_ · July 2012

I would agree with the throat punch sentiment with ONE "almost" exception...

...one of my friends (OK, so my not-so-secret-crush) is a BIG manly dude....and once in a while he'll pop out with a "I sowwy" or "Boo"...and his comedic timing is so spot-on that it's actually FUNNY. But SEXY? :huh: Nope. :noway:

I don't baby talk my animals - I trash talk them. My poor cat has so many really inappropriate nicknames (his current one is "F*ckstain", but he's also known as "C*ck gobbler", "A$$hat" and, thanks to a recent forum post he'll be known as "Twatwaffle" for a while). But it's all in good fun.

*kitten* waffle is one of my favs.

bakercj13 · July 2012

No! And when I hear it I usually have to drift off to my happy place in the my head, otherwise two things would occur. One, a violent act of agression towards the baby talker or two, I wiould have to take an ice pick to my hears. Since I don't like option two that leaves me with only one option...

MeliJean78 · July 2012

Do I taste like baby powder?

ironanimal · July 2012

Like with a ball gag in? Were are we going with this.

Our minds are too alike. Grgrgrgl noises can be fun sometimes.

dirtydmvkid · July 2012

I vote throat punch and no sex for a week if your woman is baby talking to you.

mrsevanrust · July 2012

Wretch- and no thank you!

MoveTheMountain · July 2012

I only talk that way to my dog, who eats it up. Never a person - not even to babies, now that I think about it. ("You call that a circle? Give me 20!!)