Lovin burn calories... here is proof!

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GorillaNJ
GorillaNJ Posts: 4,051 Member
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I know this is forever a topic of conversation... came across this research and had to share...


http://icecreamconvos.com/worlds-fattest-woman-sheds-100-pounds-by-having-sex/

‘World’s Fattest Woman’ Sheds 100 Pounds By Having Sex

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Pauline Potter, who was named the “World’s Fattest Woman” by the Guinness World Book of Records says she shed 100 pounds by having marathon sex with her ex-husband.
Pauline tipped the scales at a whopping 700 pounds when she entered the record books. When her ex-husband, Alex saw her entry he came out to visit her and it didn’t take long for the sparks to fly and the smushing to begin.
According to Pauline, she and Alex started having sex up to seven times a day and the pounds began to melt away.
“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session – it’s great exercise just jiggling around.”
Pauline also noted that Alex, who weighs in at 140 pounds does most of the work during their lovemaking sessions.

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  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    for a moment i tried to think about the logistics of how this could be possible. but instead i think i'm going to think about unicorns burgers.
  • pornstarzombie
    pornstarzombie Posts: 297
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    *blinks*

    I...I really am not sure what to say. Yay for sex?

    It really is a great workout. Good for her. :)
  • foxyforce
    foxyforce Posts: 3,078 Member
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    is that puppy real, cause it is so cute!
  • springseternal
    springseternal Posts: 245 Member
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    good for them.
  • maryd523
    maryd523 Posts: 661 Member
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    So....once you get past a certain weight it stops distributing evenly?
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,051 Member
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    for a moment i tried to think about the logistics of how this could be possible. but instead i think i'm going to think about unicorns burgers.

    Why do you think he weighs 140?
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
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    hunka hunka BURNIN love!
  • comiclady24
    comiclady24 Posts: 25
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    Awww look at the puppy!
  • lindsy721
    lindsy721 Posts: 350 Member
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    I'm sorry, but HOW???? Like, physically speaking, how is... penetration... even possible here? Maybe I shouldn't ask, I'm not sure I want to know. *puzzled* I mean, I'm glad it's helping her with losing weight, but it still baffles me.
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
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    I'm sorry, but HOW???? Like, physically speaking, how is... penetration... even possible here? Maybe I shouldn't ask, I'm not sure I want to know. *puzzled* I mean, I'm glad it's helping her with losing weight, but it still baffles me.


    He was probably f*cking her gunt and didnt even realize it.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    I'm sorry, but HOW???? Like, physically speaking, how is... penetration... even possible here? Maybe I shouldn't ask, I'm not sure I want to know. *puzzled* I mean, I'm glad it's helping her with losing weight, but it still baffles me.


    He was probably f*cking her gunt and didnt even realize it.

    I was waiting for that..... :laugh:
  • MeliJean78
    MeliJean78 Posts: 249
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    I'm sorry, but HOW???? Like, physically speaking, how is... penetration... even possible here? Maybe I shouldn't ask, I'm not sure I want to know. *puzzled* I mean, I'm glad it's helping her with losing weight, but it still baffles me.


    He was probably f*cking her gunt and didnt even realize it.

    Yep. It's called navel sex. Then she took a long bendy straw and slurped up his man juice.
  • kristalfrissy
    kristalfrissy Posts: 158 Member
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    I'm sorry, but HOW???? Like, physically speaking, how is... penetration... even possible here? Maybe I shouldn't ask, I'm not sure I want to know. *puzzled* I mean, I'm glad it's helping her with losing weight, but it still baffles me.


    He was probably f*cking her gunt and didnt even realize it.

    i lol'ed at that..but now i have a mental pic--not good
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,051 Member
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    I'm sorry, but HOW???? Like, physically speaking, how is... penetration... even possible here? Maybe I shouldn't ask, I'm not sure I want to know. *puzzled* I mean, I'm glad it's helping her with losing weight, but it still baffles me.


    He was probably f*cking her gunt and didnt even realize it.

    i lol'ed at that..but now i have a mental pic--not good

    True... but at the same time don't you want to see... just to know. Like a car crash?
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,167 Member
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    if she did it with 2 guys she could lose up to 1k calories a session :laugh:
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,051 Member
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    if she did it with 2 guys she could lose up to 1k calories a session :laugh:
    Are you a personal trainer?
  • Going4Lean
    Going4Lean Posts: 1,077 Member
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    maybe hes extremely gifted enough to get in her.
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
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    I think all this is proof of is a woman who makes her living on the internet trying to stir up more publicity for herself. Not buying a word of it.
  • jimmie25
    jimmie25 Posts: 266
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    I just lost my appetite.

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