**goofiest song lyric thread**

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
"now relax, and get on your back"


so ridiculous!
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  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    "knock you over with a statement that will shock
    your mama shoulda left ya in the balls of your pop"


    Nonpoint: I said it


    Song has a BUNCH of good ones in it
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    same song

    "I didn't like you from the start, if you disappear tomorrow, the world and I will throw a party,
    there will be no sorrow, be no tears, be no horror, no fear about tomorrow,
    people lined up laying flowers, atop your artificial body, crying artificial boos, your artificialy an *kitten* X's 2"



    ^^^Goofy and awesome all at once!!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    That song "informer" has a lot of goofy lyrics.
  • KatieMae75
    KatieMae75 Posts: 391 Member
    "Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree"

    Cheesist line ever from one of the best songs ever.

    And

    "I'm back, I'm on the rag, and ovulating"

    Someone needs to explain the female reproductive cycle to Mr. Mathers.
  • YaBoiMUGS
    YaBoiMUGS Posts: 237
    Listen to anything Lil Wayne says. Half the time he doesn't make sense.

    "I just f****d an avatar, now I got a blue d**k"

    Why the hell is anyone trying to have sex with a James Cameron creation?
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Listen to anything Lil Wayne says. Half the time he doesn't make sense.

    "I just f****d and avatar, now I got a blue d**k"

    Why the hell is anyone trying to have sex with a James Cameron creation?

    Who wouldn't? Get with the times. .
  • peles_fire
    peles_fire Posts: 501
    "...I slammed down on the crossbar and the pain was enough to make a shy, bald buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder..."

    The Smiths
  • ctooch99
    ctooch99 Posts: 459 Member
    "When I drink Alone, I prefer to be by myself" George Thoroughgood
  • ctooch99
    ctooch99 Posts: 459 Member
    "Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree"

    Cheesist line ever from one of the best songs ever.

    That line make me cringe!!!... I concur
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Look up the lyrics to the Bloodhound Gang- Pretty when your drunk.
  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
    "...........bawitiba da bang da bang diggy diggy...diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie......"

    But I effing LOVE to run to this song!! LOL
  • Jenism1
    Jenism1 Posts: 149 Member
    De doo doo doo de daa daa da, that's all I got to say to you

    The Police
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
    "'I'm gonna flood you like a love river
    Ah baby, the postman is about to deliver
    I'll cook you up some dinner, a little pasta
    Listen to some music, a little rasta

    So turn out the lights, bring out the candles
    Wrap your arms around my love handles"

    ALO- Girl I Wanna Lay You Down. I love this song but it's so lame
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    "I'll stay with you till my seeds are all dried up"

    Sunshine of your Love by Cream.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Steel Panther =Stripper Girl. From beginning to end.

    A girl friend actually showed me the light....Pretty funny if you got a foul sense of humor
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    When you are alone you are the cat, you are the phone
    You are an animal
    The words I'm singing now
    Mean nothing more than meow to an animal
    Wake up and smell the cat food in your bank account
    But don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound

    ~Don't Lets Start - They Might Be Giants
  • mstclair03
    mstclair03 Posts: 151
    Steel Panther =Stripper Girl. From beginning to end.

    A girl friend actually showed me the light....Pretty funny if you got a foul sense of humor

    Hahahaha I LOVE Steel Panther!! Hilariously inappropriate!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Steel Panther =Stripper Girl. From beginning to end.

    A girl friend actually showed me the light....Pretty funny if you got a foul sense of humor

    Community Property is the best!
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    "Tearing me down like a jungle monkey, cutting me up like a jungle cat
    She used to be fine, but now she's funky"

    LOL I love this song....especially the way he sings 'funky' cause I know exactly what he means!

    "Love of my Life" by Cowboy Mouth
  • lorib75
    lorib75 Posts: 490 Member
    LL COOL J - Bristol Hotel

    I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt, give her $20 and you can do work....

    I don't want to pay anyone to make me work...SHEESH
    :laugh:
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Steel Panther =Stripper Girl. From beginning to end.

    A girl friend actually showed me the light....Pretty funny if you got a foul sense of humor

    Hahahaha I LOVE Steel Panther!! Hilariously inappropriate!



    Wher'd ya put that coke?


    Cool.


    HAHA
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    Ohhhh and this one

    "On an evening such as this
    It's hard to tell if I exist
    If I Packed a car and leave this town
    Who'll notice that I'm not around?
    I could hide out under there
    I just made you say 'underwear'
    I could leave but I'll just stay
    All my stuff's here anyway."

    Everytime I hear the underwear part I LMAO.. literally, driving and laughing until I snort cause I can totally pull this on my kids and they say it and then I laugh and they're like "MooOOoOOOoOOom... you did like that song and made me say that thing!"

    "Pinch Me" -- Barenaked Ladies
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Steel Panther =Stripper Girl. From beginning to end.

    A girl friend actually showed me the light....Pretty funny if you got a foul sense of humor

    Community Property is the best!


    I'm gonna listen right meow in fact
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    " I just toss that ham on the fryin pan, like spam"

    -Cypress Hill Insane in the Brain
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Ohhhh and this one

    "On an evening such as this
    It's hard to tell if I exist
    If I Packed a car and leave this town
    Who'll notice that I'm not around?
    I could hide out under there
    I just made you say 'underwear'
    I could leave but I'll just stay
    All my stuff's here anyway."

    Everytime I hear the underwear part I LMAO.. literally, driving and laughing until I snort cause I can totally pull this on my kids and they say it and then I laugh and they're like "MooOOoOOOoOOom... you did like that song and made me say that thing!"

    "Pinch Me" -- Barenaked Ladies

    That always makes me laugh, too!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Steel Panther =Stripper Girl. From beginning to end.

    A girl friend actually showed me the light....Pretty funny if you got a foul sense of humor

    Community Property is the best!


    I'm gonna listen right meow in fact

    Super Troopers! Love it! :)
  • mstclair03
    mstclair03 Posts: 151
    "I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
    I want to make you move because you're standing still
    If your body matches what your eyes can do
    You'll probably move right through me on my way to you"

    Finger Eleven "Paralyzer"

    Song just makes me go "....wait, what?"
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    "...........bawitiba da bang da bang diggy diggy...diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie......"

    But I effing LOVE to run to this song!! LOL

    I cringe everytime my husband plays this song.....
    It gets stuck im my head! Now I am going to be randomly singing it. :grumble: :laugh:
  • alpha1029
    alpha1029 Posts: 139
    Iron Maiden's "Quest for Fire" has always been a really silly song for me. The first line is "In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth, When the land was swamp and caves were home." That is a hilarious thing to hear in a metal song. The whole song is exceedingly silly!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    "I Am The Walrus"...the entire song.