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KatieMae75
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The story can take any turn you want...

Once upon a time, there was a woman working out at the gym. She was bench pressing 760 pounds without a spotter. Suddenly, there was a ruckus at the back of the gym and.....
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  • taunto
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    Taunto farted so loudly that the women disbalanced and dropped the weight on herself. The death was instant.
  • AmberMahfouz
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    Taunto was so distraught by the damages he caused that it sent him into a deep depression. He went to the local coffee shop and there..
  • ctooch99
    ctooch99 Posts: 459 Member
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    He ran into a Johnny Depp impersonator...
  • Briski1411
    Briski1411 Posts: 296 Member
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    That spoke of a fountain that would bring this women back to life.
  • ctooch99
    ctooch99 Posts: 459 Member
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    That spoke of a fountain that would bring this women back to life.

    Turns out it was Taunto's ex-wife and she was looking for a lawyer because...
  • taunto
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    Taunto didn't trusted this guy saying he's a Johnny Depp impersonator. Subtle signs were giving it away. For one, she was a black woman named Saquanda and the fountain "it" spoke of was at Charlie Sheens house
  • ctooch99
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    Taunto didn't trusted this guy saying he's a Johnny Depp impersonator. Subtle signs were giving it away. For one, she was a black woman named Saquanda and the fountain "it" spoke of was at Charlie Sheens house

    Where Charlie Sheen was hosting a party for Suri Cruise's birthday...
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
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    With a cake made of bacon!
  • ctooch99
    ctooch99 Posts: 459 Member
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    With a cake made of bacon!

    Which was accidentally knocked over by...
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
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    Boobies
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    The boobies were yet another trap set out by Charlie Sheen to distract Taunto from looking for ex-wife wife who was looking for a lawyer. The female black Jonny Depp was no help in this matter either and refuses to...
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
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    Sleep with Taunto
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,310 Member
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    So Taunto changed his name to Steve.
  • ctooch99
    ctooch99 Posts: 459 Member
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    And started and Escort service for one-legged obese men...
  • catniss
    catniss Posts: 326 Member
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    who crave bacon but refuse to eat it because
  • Leimaro
    Leimaro Posts: 148 Member
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    Turns out that Steve's aka taunto, first client was the boyfriend of the woman weight lifter. She was preparing to enter a competition to when $500,000 to pay for a prosthetic leg. In his misery, he went to Steve's service...
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,310 Member
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    Only to find out that Steve is the reason why he is single in the 1st place, so he...
  • F__7
    F__7 Posts: 371 Member
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    ....all of a sudden three midgets were dancing wearing sumo trousers only....
  • taunto
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    Steve ignores te dancing midgets after remembering that he is a grown man and can ignore dancing midgets. Once Toro, the bodybuilders boyfriend, confronts Steve he realizes that one of the conditions of his name change was that some guy must smell his armpit. In an attempt to make that happen, Steve tells Toro to smell his armpit and the reward would be his...
  • ctooch99
    ctooch99 Posts: 459 Member
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    Steve ignores te dancing midgets after remembering that he is a grown man and can ignore dancing midgets. Once Toro, the bodybuilders boyfriend, confronts Steve he realizes that one of the conditions of his name change was that some guy must smell his armpit. In an attempt to make that happen, Steve tells Toro to smell his armpit and the reward would be his...

    Silver Bentley driven by Gary Coleman's widow with instructions to take him to...

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