Would you rather...

Nottle_Newts

Swim in a pool of porcupines, or wear a coat made of pilchards through a flock of starving puffins?

.... remember, death is always an option.

reesa722

I'll take the starving puffins...

ndmain1977

I feel like an idiot, but.... what are pilchards?

Also, is the pool wall to wall with porcupines, or would you be able to swim through them while trying to avoid them? Kind of like a mine field?

BrienJD

I'll take the Puffins, there is always the chance I can outrun them eventually. or the coat will disappear. Then again if it's filled with water, the poor dears would probably be too busy trying to swim to bother with you. You could always bring a bushell of sweet potatoes and bribe them like you would an attack dog.

traceylynns

can I just play dead! lol

emmeylou

The porcupines in the water for sure! I am pretty sure they cannot swim, at least not for long. The poor dears would drown but at the worst I'd be speared a few times. It would hurt like he** but i'd be alive. I also hate pecking animals (birds, etc)... and I can't run very fast. But I am a fish in the water.

KrisyKat

Ummmm...I'll take "eating popcorn on the sidelines" for $400, Alex.