Would you rather...

Nottle_Newts
Nottle_Newts Posts: 10
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Swim in a pool of porcupines, or wear a coat made of pilchards through a flock of starving puffins?

.... remember, death is always an option.

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  • reesa722
    reesa722 Posts: 76
    I'll take the starving puffins...
  • ndmain1977
    ndmain1977 Posts: 69 Member
    I feel like an idiot, but.... what are pilchards?

    Also, is the pool wall to wall with porcupines, or would you be able to swim through them while trying to avoid them? Kind of like a mine field?
  • BrienJD
    BrienJD Posts: 541 Member
    I'll take the Puffins, there is always the chance I can outrun them eventually. or the coat will disappear. Then again if it's filled with water, the poor dears would probably be too busy trying to swim to bother with you. You could always bring a bushell of sweet potatoes and bribe them like you would an attack dog.
  • traceylynns
    traceylynns Posts: 155 Member
    can I just play dead! lol
  • emmeylou
    emmeylou Posts: 175 Member
    The porcupines in the water for sure! I am pretty sure they cannot swim, at least not for long. The poor dears would drown but at the worst I'd be speared a few times. It would hurt like he** but i'd be alive. I also hate pecking animals (birds, etc)... and I can't run very fast. But I am a fish in the water.
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Ummmm...I'll take "eating popcorn on the sidelines" for $400, Alex.

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