Trail Race Nicknames Needed! Let the Puns Begin!

shmiracles

There is a trail race (10k and marathon) later this year where everyone is given a nickname and we all camp in the woods the night before. They've asked for the participant's input and to vote on some of the nicknames we think are the best.

There are so many witty people here on MFP that I'm sure you'll have some doozies!

So far I have submitted:

Sprint Eastwood
Run & Stimpy
Sprintercontinental Ballistic Missile
Faye Runaway
Barbrun Stridesan
Sheriff of Joggingham

to get everyone warmed up, some of the others that have been submitted are:

Forest Gumption!
Trail Bait
Mister Blister
Sir Trips A Lot
Bruise Clues
Bump-On-A-Log
Beer Chaser
Mountain Mayhem
Kenny Joggins
Soggy Shoes
Twig Snapper
King of the Hill
Hill Yeah!
Trail Dust
The Kraken

shmiracles

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