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Joke of the day!

Daniel78
Daniel78 Posts: 37
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Borrowed from woofboard.com!

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, ! I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first.A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,'Hmmm, I have no idea.'To which the little girl replies,"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

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