I kicked 5 little *kitten* to the curb this week!

johnydolittle
johnydolittle Posts: 34 Member
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I have decided to name all the little *kitten* and biatches that I need to vacate my castle. All together I evicted 26 of these nasty energy sucking *kitten* and still have another 100 or so to go!

First there was:

1. Late Night Larry
2. Drive through Debbie
3. Make that a double Dave.
4. Oh sure add the bread sticks to my pizza order Andy
5. Supersize Shelly
6. Buffet Barry
7. Happy Hour Henry
8. Make it a large Marge
9. Deep Fried Freddy
10. Snickers Steve
11. All you can eat Andrea
12. Big Gulp Betty
13. Papa John
14. Sloppy Seconds Sally
15. Thin Mint Michele
16. Wendy (did we really need 25% bigger burgers)
17. Mickey D
18. It’s not my birthday birthday cake that I buy anyway Barbara
19. Had a bad day let’s eat like **** Barry
20. Pizza Pie Patty
21. Reese’s Renee
22. Colonel Sanders
23. Two for One Tommy
24. Barney Binge
25. Gorge George
26. Taxi Driver Tim can you take be for light night chow because I am intoxicated

Replies

  • casperuk
    casperuk Posts: 195 Member
    You forgot Long John Silver and Domino Dave.
  • goblynn
    goblynn Posts: 148 Member
    HA!! very funny!!! Love it..
  • Westerville_Willie
    Westerville_Willie Posts: 16
    I think I dated All you can eat Andrea.
  • ramgi
    ramgi Posts: 196 Member
    Thanks for the morning giggle:-)
  • johnydolittle
    johnydolittle Posts: 34 Member
    Casperuk, unfortunately they are still on board. I gave em their eviction notices and they should be out next week!
  • mecquel
    mecquel Posts: 1 Member
    I know some of these! Yikes...time to send out my own eviction notices! Thanks for the inspiration and the laugh.
  • johnydolittle
    johnydolittle Posts: 34 Member
    Mecquel, no problemo.....you CAN do it!
  • Mikaylarae27
    Mikaylarae27 Posts: 175 Member
    way to go! Give 'em the boot!
  • celestialmoon
    celestialmoon Posts: 18
    :laugh: :laugh: That is awesome!! I love how you put everything. So cool. I'm thinking this lady must own some serious property! These people sound like a bunch of vagrants! But really cool. Wanna be friends? My name is celestialmoon. Hope to hear from you soon. :flowerforyou:
  • johnydolittle
    johnydolittle Posts: 34 Member
    Thank you, thank you, thank you......Got a long road a head of me but......Its a long way to the Top if you wanna Rock N Roll!
  • Maagrie
    Maagrie Posts: 49 Member
    Love this! Thanks for lightening up the day!
  • johnydolittle
    johnydolittle Posts: 34 Member
    Awesome job on kicking out the 101 little *kitten*!
  • Thena81
    Thena81 Posts: 1,265 Member
    looooove this! :drinker:
  • angusmike
    angusmike Posts: 97
    With me its Sam Adams and Jack Daniels. :drinker:
  • DragonflyF15
    DragonflyF15 Posts: 437 Member
    That's an awesome list! Great job on getting rid of those nasty things :)
  • jwhit31
    jwhit31 Posts: 450 Member
    Hahaha! I LOVE this!
  • kaseysospacey
    kaseysospacey Posts: 499 Member
    I would do this but I couldn't think of 171 names!
  • Lwillis1234
    Lwillis1234 Posts: 990 Member
    :laugh:
  • beansprouts
    beansprouts Posts: 410 Member
    Have you forgotten Vending machine Vince?
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Very funny :) Thanks for the laugh :laugh:

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