Hookers and Hummus

PittShkr
PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
Did anyone see on the news about the Hookers that robbed the Supermarket and all they stole was pita chips and Hummus?/ Of all things to steal...Pita chips? I understand that hummus is freakin awesome but why Pita chips.... at least go for the smokes or some booze ... even money.

Did anyone else hear about this story? Kinda odd?


Aisle be back: Serial shoplifter heads out on stealing spree... hours after he appears in court accused of theft:'I lived on hummus and radishes! ... action against prostitute in bid to unravel


A real news story ..!


Workers who were fired by a Brooklyn kosher food producer after demanding overtime pay have been protesting outside the owner’s house and a supermarket this summer, and preparing for a return to the National Labor Relations Board this fall.

Flaum Appetizing, Inc., a producer of kosher salads, pickles, and smoked fish, has been embroiled in the dispute since it fired17 immigrant workers in May 2008. The terminated workers had complained about working conditions and demanded to be paid overtime after working 60 to 80 hours a week. The NLRB ruled that Flaum had violated the workers’ rights, and ordered their reinstatement with back pay. Flaum has not complied, and a NLRB hearing is set for September 21.

“Our belief is that if you work, if you sweat and deliver a service, you’re entitled to have your legal rights protected, and that includes payment for your work,” said Daniel Gross, executive director of Brandworkers International, a not-for-profit organization that advocates workers’ rights and has taken up the cause along with the Industrial Workers of the World union.

“The [fired] workers are currently very active on the streets, and we seek dialogue, but we are also not afraid to fight,” Gross said.

Flaum Herring Flaum representatives had no comment when contacted by the Forward.

According to the NLRB, after the IWW first contacted the workers in August 2007, Flaum offered them paid holidays and office perks, like a water cooler and refrigerator. Flaum also threatened the workers with “immigration problems” if they unionized. Additionally, in an effort to prevent the employees from suing for back pay of overtime wages, Flaum administrators called the workers into their offices, one by one, and asked for signatures on a release form that would offer $375 for settling the issue without a lawsuit.
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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Smuggled it out in their thigh gap.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Not I guess I missed that one...What kinf of hummus was it? The expensive kind?
  • CallieM15
    CallieM15 Posts: 910 Member
    Smuggled it out in their thigh gap.


    Bahahahahaaa!
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    I did hear about that! Can you believe it!

    Pita chips are for chumps anyway. Hummus is best enjoyed sitting on the couch, driving in the car or even laying in bed and pita chips just make crumbs. Crumbs in the bed is just eeeeeewwwwww.
  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 573 Member
    *goes to run and hide all those pita chips*
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    Hummushummus everywhere!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I can understand the need to steal hummus...I love my hummus spread on chips.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    yep, they're drawn to hummus like flies on sticky paper \m/
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    mmmmm.... Hummus.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Not I guess I missed that one...What kinf of hummus was it? The expensive kind?


    itwas....the roasted red pepper kind
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    I was laughing just at the thread name alone...hilarious!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    I like to spread the hummus as well....
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Crumbs in the bed is just eeeeeewwwwww.

    You wouldn't get kicked out of bed for it though.
  • bsix3
    bsix3 Posts: 291
    Did anyone see on the news about the Hookers that robbed the Supermarket and all they stole was pita chips and Hummus?/ Of all things to steal...Pita chips? I understand that hummus is freakin awesome but why Pita chips.... at least go for the smokes or some booze ... even money.

    Did anyone else hear about this story? Kinda odd?


    Aisle be back: Serial shoplifter heads out on stealing spree... hours after he appears in court accused of theft

    ok, time out....i'm laughing way too loud here at work.
  • Music_is_my_soul
    Music_is_my_soul Posts: 792 Member
    OMFG What a crazy story! Thanks for sharing! I hadn't heard the story! LMAO
  • I love me some good HUMMUS. I can see why this took place but I would need the pita to go along with mine. Pitas and HUMMUS just go together like, cheese and wine.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Not I guess I missed that one...What kinf of hummus was it? The expensive kind?


    itwas....the roasted red pepper kind

    I heard it was the artichoke kind....
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    you HAVE to have pita chips with your hummus!!! It's the only way to do it!
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    Did they try to sell the hummus or just eat it?
  • supatim
    supatim Posts: 239 Member
    Hummushummushummus

    cover me with sloppy hummus
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    Hummus.jpg
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I thought you wrote HUMMURS..... much more interesting.

    get in the loop...
  • legs_n_bacon
    legs_n_bacon Posts: 478 Member
    They were going to sell the hummus to their clients! They stole my idea...except I was going to offer pizza, sammiches and beer.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Smuggled it out in their thigh gap.

    Im curious if you can end a sentence without using the words "Thigh Gap"? Ive seen it 4 times today.
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Those hookers and their dedication to hummus...
  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
    LOL! I had to open this just for the title!
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    mmmmm HUMMUS
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
    Must have been Stacy's Chips and Sabra!!!!!!
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    have you seen a hooker lately? it takes a lot of pita and hummus to keep them in peak performance.
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    I thought you wrote HUMMURS..... much more interesting.

    Damn, I did too.