DIY: Funny health haiku

monkeynumber100

Here is something fun to try if you are bored. Write a haiku poem that illustrates a funny aspect of your weight loss/fitness journey. If you don't know, a haiku is a 3 line poem where the first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 and the third line has 5 again. Give it a try! They can be really funny. Here is mine for today:

Doing squats at work
Found myself a bathroom stall
Intern looked confused

Your turn...GO!

thewang

Boss brought in donuts
I politely said no thanks
He said I was rude


#jerkface

monkeynumber100

^HAHAHAHAHA he is a jerk face. Good for you for not eating the donuts.

monkeynumber100

Intern has gone home
Can do squats behind desk now
This is much less odd

direwolfprincess

Four inch black work heels
Day for a grey pencil skirt
Makes squat days awkward

That about sums it up... :embarassed:

CStone17

I adore apples
Too bad they're out of season
When will Fall be back?

JamesterCK

Day ten of the Shred
Used to want to strangle Jill
Is now just mild rage

I thought this was appropriate, because when I first started the 30 Day Shred I got so annoyed by Jillian's constant banter. I just wanted her to shut up most of the time (and yes, I yelled at my TV for her to "shut the hell up!"). Now that I can physically do the exercises, I find myself a lot calmer, and not as verbally abusive to my TV! Sorry for the abuse Jillian, I was really just mad at myself for not being able to do the exercises, lol.

monkeynumber100

Day ten of the Shred
Used to want to strangle Jill
Is now just mild rage

THIS!!!