Expressions you love
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ROLL TIDE!
Christ on sale, Oh My My, Honey Child0 -
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"Hi momma"
"Let's go out to eat tonight"
"Are you still losing weight?"
"Oh look, a Coach Outlet store"0 -
"Goofy like a wagon load of @ssholes"
"I feel like a one legged man at a butt-kickin' party!"0 -
prove you mean it, or prove you only said it to sound cool.0
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Useful as tits on a bull.
Rainin harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Happier than a possum eatin peach seeds.
Madder than a wet hen.
So tight with a quarter you'd make the eagle scream.
Oh I got a million of em.0 -
Let's put another Shrimp on the Barbie.
Anytime someone is speaking a foreign language I think to say that. It is a movie reference, from a great movie.0 -
Happier than a bird with a french fry....
GO BIG ORANGE!!!0 -
it'll only take a hotminute
fabulous, doll!
oh mylanta!0 -
FUBAR
SNAFU0 -
"You're as useful as a pocket on a shirt."
"Well, so he-elp me" (gotta draw out "help" and make it 2 syllables)
"Well, I want you to look!"
"I'll be dad-gum!"0 -
"I haven't ____ in a month's worth of Sundays."
Always thought I was the only person under 84 who said this. Then a 20 year old coworker said it to me yesterday. That made me smile.0 -
catastrof*ck0
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"Roses are Red, violets are blue, Bacon is also red...poems are hard. Bacon."0
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Fine as frogs hair!
Great day in the morning!
I've been watching a lot of Adventure Time lately so....yoga balls!0 -
southern women don't sweat the glisten
6 of one 1/2 dozen of another
poop....this is the general catch all "bad word" in our house. it makes everyoen laugh so everyoen is less angry.
I also love clusterf***...my husband was in the Navy so he uses the military alphabet and says Charlie Foxtrot to make it rated G0 -
Napoleon Dynamite's "GOSH!!!!"0
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"Roses are Red, violets are blue, Bacon is also red...poems are hard. Bacon."
LOL - May husband and stepson are a big fan of this one as well.0 -
Smack you naked (pronounced "nekid" in my neck of the woods) and hide your clothes.0
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He thinks he is king *kitten* on turd island. i said this the other day and my friend busted a gut laughing about it!0
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My absolute fave is "I'm so hungry i could eat a child's *kitten* through a tennis racket!" It always makes me lol. In fact i'm lol'ing right now and everyone in the office keeps looking at me. :blushing:0
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Hi pooks, I'm home...What my GF says when she gets home.
Ranger Baseball is on the air.
Congratulations, the tests are negative.
I feel like I been shot at and missed, and s**t at and hit. (My Moms favorite saying)0 -
passed down from my Granny..."You'd lose your *kitten* if it wasn't attached to you!"0
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I work for the criminal justice system and see a ton a "interesting stuff" in court. I love when my co-workers describe court as "a real **** show today."0
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Goat Rodeo (to describe a ****stormy situation)
Douche Canoe (to describe a douche bag - been using this one a lot latley)
"I'm going to kiss her like a mule eating an apple"
Dagnabitt! (b/c i like to swear like an 1800's prospector)0 -
Yes honey, it's okay to go and play your video games, i'll take care of the kids tonight.
Baahaha I actually told my hubs to play his last night!0 -
"You've got to be $hittin' me". Never understood it, but my Grandma said it all the time.0
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Would you like some wine?0
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My Mom had a bunch of 'em:
When we'd ask for money: "What do you want me to do, jump up and poop in my moneybelt?"
"Must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that" (my mom was always heavy :bigsmile: )
"FIGHT your own battles!" ( I have 7 siblings....you can imagine how it was around the house )
"Sew buttons on a balloon and get a bang out of it!"
And my person favorite: IF THE FOO SH!TS!!!0 -
My absolute fave is "I'm so hungry i could eat a child's *kitten* through a tennis racket!" It always makes me lol. In fact i'm lol'ing right now and everyone in the office keeps looking at me. :blushing:
Now that made me laugh.0
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