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This too shall pass.0
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a winner never quits and a quitter never wins
where the love? you don't call you don't write ??0 -
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.. :laugh:
Then I'm sure you've heard: "Well *kitten* fire and save the matches!"0 -
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.0
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Call me butter, cuz I'm on a rooooollllll~0
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I love nonsensical expressions like "the cat's pajamas" or "the bee's knees".
The "buttload" is my favourite unit of measure. "Crapulence" is my latest favourite term to throw at hot-mess friends. "Hot mess" is a pretty good one itself, when appropriate (and not used incessantly).
I also have an affinity for the word "sh--" as in: "sh-- bricks" or "what the sh--?!" ..it's just funny.
I'm well known for saying "I will punch you in the face" about twenty times a day. (I never follow through. :grumble: )0 -
wicked pisser (pronounced piss-ah) i say it all the time and i love it.
like there are so many things that are best described as wicked pissah
where is this free beer you speak of? lol
Hmmm. Could you by chance be from Boston?0 -
"Cuter than a bugs ear."
With regards to our old dog my FIL used to say she was the "best darn dog that ever looked through a collar."0 -
More mixed up than a box of crickets / Tits on a boar hog / Happier than a pig in $#!T
GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!!
A few of my favs!0 -
"Tight fit said the monkey as he diddled the cat"
'That's as useless as tits on a bull!"0 -
ROLL TIDE!
Christ on sale, Oh My My, Honey Child0 -
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"Hi momma"
"Let's go out to eat tonight"
"Are you still losing weight?"
"Oh look, a Coach Outlet store"0 -
"Goofy like a wagon load of @ssholes"
"I feel like a one legged man at a butt-kickin' party!"0 -
prove you mean it, or prove you only said it to sound cool.0
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Useful as tits on a bull.
Rainin harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Happier than a possum eatin peach seeds.
Madder than a wet hen.
So tight with a quarter you'd make the eagle scream.
Oh I got a million of em.0 -
Let's put another Shrimp on the Barbie.
Anytime someone is speaking a foreign language I think to say that. It is a movie reference, from a great movie.0 -
Happier than a bird with a french fry....
GO BIG ORANGE!!!0 -
it'll only take a hotminute
fabulous, doll!
oh mylanta!0 -
FUBAR
SNAFU0
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