Please, contain your orgasms.

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  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    Meh. Not a fan of sweets. :happy:

    debbie-downer.jpg
  • MissyMissy18
    MissyMissy18 Posts: 315 Member
    Seriously this brought tears to my eyes. Such beauty..
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    thats looks good, but we are on a diet lol
    IIFYM son!
  • halliedoll
    halliedoll Posts: 171
    hahhahahhahahahhah!!! Reading everyone's responses is cracking me up. I love this.
  • bleacheblonde
    bleacheblonde Posts: 333
    Rawwwrrrrr baybayyyyyyyy.
  • mdbs2004
    mdbs2004 Posts: 220 Member
    I so want one :(
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    I want every bit of its gooey-ness inside of me.
  • reactor25
    reactor25 Posts: 146 Member
    I want it!
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
    nope, useless...
  • MandyMarie01
    MandyMarie01 Posts: 448 Member
    um that looks so.............. GROSS!!!!!!
  • stronglikebull
    stronglikebull Posts: 402
    i feel defective. i had not an inkling of a boner looking at that :(
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    That doesn't do much for me. But I'd hurt someone for a slice of Famous Ben's pizza on the corner of Spring and Thompson in SoHo *only three more weeks until I'm in NY, only three more weeks until I'm in NY*
  • lifeinpink09
    lifeinpink09 Posts: 87 Member
    oh sweet baby jesus that's big!
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    There's a lot of opportunities for 'That's what she said' in this thread. I approve.
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    Please, contain your orgasms!

    It's worth repeating... you hit topic line gold with this one. Well done, sir!
  • ccburn5
    ccburn5 Posts: 473 Member
    Ohhh my.... I want that in my mouth!!
  • capriciousmoon
    capriciousmoon Posts: 1,263 Member
    Looks gross to me, but seems easy to make. If you want it, have it.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    NO.

    *orgasms everywhere*

    Can you do that on command? If so, you're really talented.

    No.... I'm not Ana from '50 Shades'. Haven't read it, but my friend posted this review and it's hilarious:
    http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215?auto_login_attempted=true

    I just read that review from another thread. Funny as hell. Never read the book and I never intend to, Twilight already wasted enough of my life.
  • nickiog
    nickiog Posts: 187 Member
    needs more bacon.
  • Fat_2_Fit_Mommy
    Fat_2_Fit_Mommy Posts: 569 Member
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    Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookie n’ Oreo Fudge Brownie

    Do want.

    Omfg!!!! That looks soo delicious!!!!! Omg it's so fkn HUGE!!!! I can't control my orgasm from my mouth it's goes OoOOooooOh XD
  • jasminecandle
    jasminecandle Posts: 50
    Can this be all mine?
  • Jani2416
    Jani2416 Posts: 275 Member
    nothing like a chocolate O, that looks yummy!
  • stomachflu
    stomachflu Posts: 134 Member
    The orgasm I would have would hopefully burn off all the calories I would gain from eating that!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    That's HUGE!

    Want on my mouff.
  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
    I'm just not that in to you...

    Its not you, its me?

    Sorry your not my type?

    I've had better...
  • yourenotmine
    yourenotmine Posts: 645 Member
    There's a lot of opportunities for 'That's what she said' in this thread. I approve.

    Me too.

    By the way, posting that picture was mean. Just mean.
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    This is the one thing I would go om nom nom nom nom nom for and wouldn't mind getting it all over me in the process. Oh God that looks so flipping delicious!!
  • ndnmomma
    ndnmomma Posts: 466 Member
    OH MY GOD....that is one big amazing piece of awesomeness. I can't wait to get my mouth on that...mmmmmmm
  • ShareeMorty
    ShareeMorty Posts: 324 Member
    Total mouthgasm!
  • gsmithnp
    gsmithnp Posts: 139 Member
    I think I just went into diabetic shock--and I'm not diabetic. Looks like a bit TOO much chocolate. I'd try a bite or two, but I think that's all I could handle.

    Now if you'd posted a pic of the Turtle Sundae from Joe's Crab Shack....I might try to eat my PC.

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