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gwduker
gwduker Posts: 293
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We have all been given advice in our lives, what is the best you ever got? My two are from my grandpa:

1. Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
2. Marry a woman with small hands, it makes your willy look bigger.

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  • kbeach08
    kbeach08 Posts: 184 Member
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    :laugh: Ha ha ha wow that's awesome!!!:laugh: I can think of some pieces of advice that you have given me.... Think I will keep it too myself now though... lol :laugh: :wink:
  • Jani2416
    Jani2416 Posts: 275 Member
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    I have long skinny fingers, I'm in trouble :sad:
  • FitnFabMichelle
    FitnFabMichelle Posts: 161 Member
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    We have all been given advice in our lives, what is the best you ever got? My two are from my grandpa:

    1. Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
    2. Marry a woman with small hands, it makes your willy look bigger.

    That is some tremendous advice!!!! :) LOVE IT!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    Never stick your d!(k, that shoots a liquid, into something that is directly plugged into a wall socket.
  • winninga
    winninga Posts: 77 Member
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    We have all been given advice in our lives, what is the best you ever got? My two are from my grandpa:

    1. Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
    2. Marry a woman with small hands, it makes your willy look bigger.

    I just laughed out loud at work. I'm already known as the loud, inappropriate goofy one! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
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    No one else has any good advice? Hmmmmm..

    Maybe I just have a warped sense of humor..... Naw that can't be it. :laugh:
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    I can't think of any at the moment.

    This just really made me miss my ornery gramps. He said that kind of stuff all the time :)
  • legs_n_bacon
    legs_n_bacon Posts: 478 Member
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    Don't piss in the wind.

    Wear clean.underwear in case you get in an accident.

    Fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,955 Member
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    2. Marry a woman with small hands, it makes your willy look bigger.

    This is why I only date asian women......
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
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    Don't piss in the wind.

    Wear clean.underwear in case you get in an accident.

    Fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity.
    I was told these too. One more I just remembered from my best friends dad...

    If all you are screwing is a pretty face, you're missing out on a lot of screwing.
    And,
    No matter how good they look, someone is tired of screwing them...
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,955 Member
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    1. You don't tug on Superman's cape
    2. You don't spit in the wind
    3. You don't pull the mask off the Lone Ranger
    4. You don't mess around with Jim....
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
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    Wow, I thought this would really take off. There I go thinking again.....

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