Obcessed with food,

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How many of you know that blasted feeling?. You decide to diet and from that second on you OBCESS about food, especially the most fattening kind. Your whole day is centered around "What can I eat next?" and then convienently forgetting 1 or more calories (hundreds of course) you feel SOOOOO heroic to have got through ANOTHER day.
Or are you one of those weak souls (comme moi) who cannot ignore the call of the fridge or the chocolate?
The call of the wild was never as strong as THAT feeling. Those wolves don't know what hunger is. But at least they don't have a slave master of a weighing scales in the bathroom. The bloody tape measure is like a clingy needy boa constrictor always wrapped around you.
And then the worst of all the feeling that it isen't worth while ANYWAY, cause you aint NEVER going to another ball. At this point you stuff a big bar of cholate in your gob (mouth) or take a 2 pint carton of icecream and shovel it down your throat as if trying to fill in the grand canyon.:drinker: :drinker:

:noway: Desist, stand away from THAT food. You will go to the ball skinnyella and so will I:flowerforyou: