Guys: Business Opportunity

hyperionguy

Get in on the ground floor for the best share. (Note: this started in my head as a playful jab, but i'm half serious after thinking about it).

Concept: A female-only gym for those who wish to be unfettered by social norms.

Risks: With that much concentrated testost-rogen (yes, I made that word up) in one place, you'll have to manage the business wearing kevlar clothing with a titanium cup and throat guard.

Reward: Profit from angst.

Contest: Come up with the best business name and slogan. :bigsmile:

[Disclaimer: I already know that this thread will either be really funny or will be a spectacular failure and will mark me on the forum]

I'll start:
Name: Solitary Crowd
Slogan: An Oxymoron in Action that gets you Results!

Hey, I never claimed to be a marketing type. Cut me some slack!.

REALBIGBATBASTARD

Damn it.....I thought I might finally be able to sell my sperm in bulk!

whierd

Name: The Sweaty Clam
Slogan: Because girls can pump it harder!

cobracars

Curves

weevil66

Name: The Sweaty Clam
Slogan: Because girls can pump it harder!

Bwaahahahaha......

Word of advice... use eye protection, shin guards, and carry gift cards to Godiva Chocolates, Ben & Jerry's ,good coffee, and thick cut potatoe chips. We don't just go for the twig and berries these days. Women like me are easily distracted and bribed into good behaviour.

Drenched_N_Motivation

There are already female only gyms all over the place

hyperionguy

Those gyms don't satisfy the target market I am going for.