Gym Follies
Anyone have a funny story to tell about "What happened at the gym?" I know I have several!
True Story #1
There's a man who works out regularly at the local YMCA Gym and he spends a great deal of time on the strength training machines, the Ab Machine obviously being his favorite. He never speaks but he certainly interacts with people in a rather disturbing manner.
He works out with an iPod and he must have the sound cranked up and here's the problem: He climbs onto the Ab Machine and I swear, every time he bends forward, he farts. Loudly. There's no mistaking it...a fart is a fart and that's that! Those of us using the other machines look at each other in horror and disbelief and then someone starts laughing....it's all downhill from there.
The Gas Man either can't hear the farts over his loud music or else he thinks they're silent ones. Believe me, they are NOT SBD's! They are long and loud. If farts were an Olympic Sport, he would surely win the gold!
What to do? What to do? Should we inform him of his daily concerto? If it was one or two farts, that would be, perhaps, understandable....but if he does 60 reps and 35 of them are accompanied by a fart, this is quite shocking!
How would you approach this situation with a straight face?
True Story #1
There's a man who works out regularly at the local YMCA Gym and he spends a great deal of time on the strength training machines, the Ab Machine obviously being his favorite. He never speaks but he certainly interacts with people in a rather disturbing manner.
He works out with an iPod and he must have the sound cranked up and here's the problem: He climbs onto the Ab Machine and I swear, every time he bends forward, he farts. Loudly. There's no mistaking it...a fart is a fart and that's that! Those of us using the other machines look at each other in horror and disbelief and then someone starts laughing....it's all downhill from there.
The Gas Man either can't hear the farts over his loud music or else he thinks they're silent ones. Believe me, they are NOT SBD's! They are long and loud. If farts were an Olympic Sport, he would surely win the gold!
What to do? What to do? Should we inform him of his daily concerto? If it was one or two farts, that would be, perhaps, understandable....but if he does 60 reps and 35 of them are accompanied by a fart, this is quite shocking!
How would you approach this situation with a straight face?
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