Please Please Be My Friend

gpstrucker
gpstrucker Posts: 930 Member
in Introduce Yourself
If you're not grumpy, irritable, mean, evil, a cat lover, an extraterrestrial, black, brown, white, yellow, green, or a cow tipper, please be my friend!
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  • SuperCork
    SuperCork Posts: 192 Member
    I like cats and now I don't like YOU!

    That being said: please oh please pick me!!!!!
  • SweetxCatastrophe
    SweetxCatastrophe Posts: 593 Member
    But but but..........the kittehs :cry:








    I tipped a cow once too. Oops.
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    You sir are insufferable! I dress my car up in a bow tie, sing to him. What have these poor cats done to YOU!?!?!?
  • MissGeorgiaPeachy
    MissGeorgiaPeachy Posts: 315 Member
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  • MissGeorgiaPeachy
    MissGeorgiaPeachy Posts: 315 Member
    You sir are insufferable! I dress my car up in a bow tie, sing to him. What have these poor cats done to YOU!?!?!?

    I'd like to see a car in a bow tie. That's classy!
  • gpstrucker
    gpstrucker Posts: 930 Member
    :laugh:
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Does menopausal fit under the mean and irritable category?
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
    If you're not grumpy, irritable, mean, evil, a cat lover, an extraterrestrial, black, brown, white, yellow, green, or a cow tipper, please be my friend!

    the alliance of the future cat ladies is a strong one, sucks for you I guess.
  • SuperCork
    SuperCork Posts: 192 Member
    You sir are insufferable! I dress my car up in a bow tie, sing to him. What have these poor cats done to YOU!?!?!?

    Bow ties on cars? That is SO 80's...
  • tbolashana
    tbolashana Posts: 2,707 Member
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    LMAO!!!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    You sir are insufferable! I dress my car up in a bow tie, sing to him. What have these poor cats done to YOU!?!?!?

    Bow ties on cars? That is SO 80's...


    Damn you autocorrect!!!!! My CAT!!
  • gpstrucker
    gpstrucker Posts: 930 Member
    Does menopausal fit under the mean and irritable category?
    I'm pretty sure it does :frown:
  • tbolashana
    tbolashana Posts: 2,707 Member
    You sir are insufferable! I dress my car up in a bow tie, sing to him. What have these poor cats done to YOU!?!?!?

    Bow ties on cars? That is SO 80's...


    Damn you autocorrect!!!!! My CAT!!


    LMAO
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Does menopausal fit under the mean and irritable category?
    I'm pretty sure it does :frown:

    Now I am sad....:sad:
  • recoiljpr
    recoiljpr Posts: 292
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  • gpstrucker
    gpstrucker Posts: 930 Member
    Does menopausal fit under the mean and irritable category?
    I'm pretty sure it does :frown:

    Now I am sad....:sad:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o0ExGXfs2o
  • gpstrucker
    gpstrucker Posts: 930 Member
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    Me? I love Chinese food.
  • DaniKenmir
    DaniKenmir Posts: 387 Member
    I have a cat, but he's a sexist jerk that hates all people, he's my kind of cat!
  • Playingwithfire89
    Playingwithfire89 Posts: 87
    were u serious about the cat thing
  • tbolashana
    tbolashana Posts: 2,707 Member
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    Me? I love Chinese food.



    Omg!! You know that wasn't right.


    :wink: I'm secretly laughing
    (Don't tell anyone).
  • SuperCork
    SuperCork Posts: 192 Member
    You sir are insufferable! I dress my car up in a bow tie, sing to him. What have these poor cats done to YOU!?!?!?

    Bow ties on cars? That is SO 80's...


    Damn you autocorrect!!!!! My CAT!!

    Hahahahaha I honestly didn't even realize that the second one said "cats". Love it. If I attempted to put any sort of accessory on my cat (okay, cats--just two, and technically the younger one is my cat's cat, so STFU everyone!), I would be without eyeballs. Not that I have great vision anyway, but still...
  • SuperCork
    SuperCork Posts: 192 Member
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    My brain is on overload. I *shouldn't* find this funny, but I do...also, just after I looked at it, I looked up and saw two cats fighting (I'm at work)
  • SuperCork
    SuperCork Posts: 192 Member
    Okay and then I looked up at the top of the page and MFP has graced me with an ad that begins "Cat lovers deserve to DIE"...it said other people should die also, but wtf?
  • gpstrucker
    gpstrucker Posts: 930 Member
    were u serious about the cat thing

    Sorry, I must have messed up the original post if you think anything here is serious. My mistake. :laugh:
  • cmeade20
    cmeade20 Posts: 1,238 Member
    Unfortunately I am a grumpy, irritable, white cat lover. Sorry.
  • tbolashana
    tbolashana Posts: 2,707 Member
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    If I attempted to put any sort of accessory on my cat (okay, cats--just two, and technically the younger one is my cat's cat, so STFU everyone!), I would be without eyeballs. Not that I have great vision anyway, but still...
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    YOU CRACKED ME UP!!!!! :laugh:
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Does menopausal fit under the mean and irritable category?
    I'm pretty sure it does :frown:

    Now I am sad....:sad:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o0ExGXfs2o

    I can't believe I sat there and watched most of that. I did fast forward to the end because I was hoping the one smiley would poke the other one in the eye or something. I was disappointed.

    At least I can get a cat
  • GO_NadZ_xO
    GO_NadZ_xO Posts: 445 Member
    LOL -- that is all.
  • SuperCork
    SuperCork Posts: 192 Member
    Unfortunately I am a grumpy, irritable, white cat lover. Sorry.

    Do you mean that you are white or that you love white cats?
  • MikeDaMotivator
    MikeDaMotivator Posts: 1,144
    Ha Ha! Great Post.

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