To The Women I Used To Love: It's Over! Hope You're Crying!

Atarahh

Dear:
Sara Lee, Betty Crocker, Little Debbie, Auntie Anne, Wendy, Mrs. Fields, Marie Callender, And the LIKE:

I am so over you. Spent too much time and money on you evil women. I took you in my home and you brought out the worst in me.
I am so glad to get a restraining order on you!

Leaving all of you was the best choice ever. If I ever need a quick fix, I MAY come your way.

You won't see much of me though!

So glad it's over!

Any other women you MFPers out there can think of, add them!

creech6317

Would Dairy Queen count? Queen is in the title.
Godiva (but I sooo love her coffee, so she isn't all bad, lol)

saragato

Hey, my name's Sara Lee. (and no I'm not joking, I wish I were...) Don't throw me out!

Lioness102

Girl I feel u! They are sooo overated! Although me & Reese have a love/hate relationship …

weevil66

Hey, my name's Sara Lee. (and no I'm not joking, I wish I were...) Don't throw me out!

I had an uncle nicknamed Ben. Yes, he was from Hawaii

DarkFlutter

LOVE this post!

I would have to add Auntie Anne...can't resist her pretzels and lemonade.
Luckily I rarely go to the mall anymore, but I do, I have to visit her.

Brittany1979

Bump love this post!

dinosnopro

Sara Lee, Betty Crocker, Little Debbie, Auntie Anne, Wendy, Mrs. Fields, Marie Callender, And the LIKE:

I like to get all these women together from time to time and have a little party...........