shocking mfp tale

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  • sirisaac87
    sirisaac87 Posts: 33
    sirisaac87 walks up and asks the zombie for his autograph and then ......
  • casi_ann
    casi_ann Posts: 423 Member
    No one could find a pen to sign the autograph but nursecheryl yelled, wait I have one and pulled out a large sharp needle
  • mainelymama
    mainelymama Posts: 57
    mainelymama screams "I knew I shouldn't have deleted that chain letter!"
  • CajunNino
    CajunNino Posts: 269
    CajunNino gave everyone some really good homebrew and then....
  • PrayerofAmity
    PrayerofAmity Posts: 176 Member
    And PrayerofAmity shouted "I can help!" and took the needle/pen to write a new chain letter but she was drunk from the home brew so what she actually wrote was...
  • mainelymama
    mainelymama Posts: 57
    (deleted).. I messed it up
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
    Everyone scowled at mainelymama because she was to blame for...something or other, and then, the killed-but-undead now literate zombie (his name is Frank, btw) said, "I'm hungry! Let's eat!" ("each other" he murmured). Then...
  • Reinventing_Me
    Reinventing_Me Posts: 1,053 Member
    the zombie asked aclayne if he should eat back his workout calories...
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
    *never mind this one :)*
  • PrayerofAmity
    PrayerofAmity Posts: 176 Member
    PrayerofAmity sacrificed her pet lobster "Beans" to the meal along with the zombie so they could all enjoy some...
  • Reinventing_Me
    Reinventing_Me Posts: 1,053 Member
    but the zombie was concerned how drawn butter (with the lobster) would effect his macros and decided to skip it so he used....
  • mainelymama
    mainelymama Posts: 57
    I can't believe its not butter (spray) which left him really slippery
  • PrayerofAmity
    PrayerofAmity Posts: 176 Member
    PrayerofAmity sopped up the slippery spread with some bread and sprinkled on some garlic to make garlic bread to go with dinner, but when she went to put it in the oven she found...
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
    *the timing is getting me :(*
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
    PrayerofAmity sopped up the slippery spread with some bread and sprinkled on some garlic to make garlic bread to go with dinner, but when she went to put it in the oven she found...

    A Rubik's cube! Beatrixia called, "Dibs!" but...
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    PrayerofAmity sopped up the slippery spread with some bread and sprinkled on some garlic to make garlic bread to go with dinner, but when she went to put it in the oven she found...

    A Rubik's cube! Beatrixia called, "Dibs!" but...
    ...apparently RedBullLiz ran too fast to the kitchen and fell on top of....
  • Reinventing_Me
    Reinventing_Me Posts: 1,053 Member
    aclayne, who said dibs at the same time, then shouted "Jinx!" so she got to play with it first. So...
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Weevil69 said "Don't worry. I have ham.,"
  • Reinventing_Me
    Reinventing_Me Posts: 1,053 Member
    aclayne took the ham, bread, I Can't Believe it's Not Butter and cheese to....
  • fernanda78
    fernanda78 Posts: 40
    But I don't like green eggs and ham...said Fernanda 78
  • PrayerofAmity
    PrayerofAmity Posts: 176 Member
    and PrayerofAmity ignored all the craziness and threw the zombie in a big pot with the lobster and called out "Who wants Frank and Beans!"
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
    --
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    I do not share eggs!!
  • katrinkap
    katrinkap Posts: 443 Member
    and then a dinosaur ate her...
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
    and PrayerofAmity ignored all the craziness and threw the zombie in a big pot with the lobster and called out "Who wants Frank and Beans!"

    Beatrixia giggled, but then was ashamed since her official job involved advocating for zombie rights. Frank the Zombie ate Beans, and...
  • Welshie_girl
    Welshie_girl Posts: 107 Member
    Zombie apocalypse was canceled
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    They all celebrated the cancellation by eating....
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    They all celebrated the cancellation by eating....

    Back their workout calories. After the feast they,
  • Reinventing_Me
    Reinventing_Me Posts: 1,053 Member
    Back their workout calories. After the feast they,

    went skinny dipping with aclayne at Camp Crystal Lake but...
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    Back their workout calories. After the feast they,

    went skinny dipping with aclayne at Camp Crystal Lake but...
    it got shut down by....
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