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  • PrayerofAmity
    PrayerofAmity Posts: 176 Member
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    a handsome prince who turned to PrayerofAmity and said...
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
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    ..., "Is this your Zombie? If so, you should know there are leash laws in this realm!"

    Beatrixia, loudly clearing her throat, caught the attention of the handsome prince, and she commenced batting her eyelashes vigorously.

    Not to be outdone, PrayerofAmity...
  • Mallornleaf
    Mallornleaf Posts: 4
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    Pushed Mallornleaf in front of her....
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
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    and blushed a brite red, when RextCat jumped out from behind the prince dressed as a kung fu panda!
  • duluthian
    duluthian Posts: 69
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    .......looked at Duluthian and said "get her gone" and so it was done, until..............
  • iLuvJohnny
    iLuvJohnny Posts: 51
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    iLuvJohnny jumped out and killed the zombie with...
  • Bravyn
    Bravyn Posts: 57 Member
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    JennLV nunchuks, which she stole from...
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    iLuvJohnny jumped out and killed the zombie with...

    boredom from reading 50 shades of Grey aloud and then turned to becoming_a_new_me and
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    ..
  • luvs2teachincali
    luvs2teachincali Posts: 207 Member
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    luvs2teachincali stepped in and whisked the zombie away to the local library in order to teach him to read, just then....
  • sirisaac87
    sirisaac87 Posts: 33
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    sirisaac87 walks up and asks the zombie for his autograph and then ......
  • casi_ann
    casi_ann Posts: 423 Member
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    No one could find a pen to sign the autograph but nursecheryl yelled, wait I have one and pulled out a large sharp needle
  • mainelymama
    mainelymama Posts: 57
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    mainelymama screams "I knew I shouldn't have deleted that chain letter!"
  • CajunNino
    CajunNino Posts: 269
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    CajunNino gave everyone some really good homebrew and then....
  • PrayerofAmity
    PrayerofAmity Posts: 176 Member
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    And PrayerofAmity shouted "I can help!" and took the needle/pen to write a new chain letter but she was drunk from the home brew so what she actually wrote was...
  • mainelymama
    mainelymama Posts: 57
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    (deleted).. I messed it up
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
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    Everyone scowled at mainelymama because she was to blame for...something or other, and then, the killed-but-undead now literate zombie (his name is Frank, btw) said, "I'm hungry! Let's eat!" ("each other" he murmured). Then...
  • Reinventing_Me
    Reinventing_Me Posts: 1,053 Member
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    the zombie asked aclayne if he should eat back his workout calories...
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
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    *never mind this one :)*
  • PrayerofAmity
    PrayerofAmity Posts: 176 Member
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    PrayerofAmity sacrificed her pet lobster "Beans" to the meal along with the zombie so they could all enjoy some...

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