Ruin my wish

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  • ThustonHowell
    ThustonHowell Posts: 43
    -I wish I could fix everything negative for those who deserve it.

    Done, but everyone has a story that deserves it and now the world is full of shiny happy people who drive you insane and you end up going on a killing spree, but no one cares because all negativity is gone so you keep killing and eventually you are the only person left on the planet with six billion smiling cadavers.

    That's how you kill a thread.

    I wish I could always say what I'm thinking
  • ThustonHowell
    ThustonHowell Posts: 43
    I wish to go on a cruise.

    Done, but it's raided by pirates and now you live in Somalia. (If you don't already live there.)
  • indescribablesin
    indescribablesin Posts: 57
    Done, but now every single thing you think has to come out your mouth. The whole world now gets to hear who you're attracted to, who you dislike, all your secrets and the secrets you've kept for other people, and when your insides are having trouble i.e. constipation.

    I wish I could leave the country.
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
    Done, but now every single thing you think has to come out your mouth. The whole world now gets to hear who you're attracted to, who you dislike, all your secrets and the secrets you've kept for other people, and when your insides are having trouble i.e. constipation.

    I wish I could leave the country.

    Done, but it's because you've been wrongfully accused of piracy and are being extradited to the accusing country.

    I wish I could insect-proof my apartment.
  • Kate4911
    Kate4911 Posts: 24
    Done, but now you are a frog and can't live without insects, so you starve to death.

    I wish I would stop breaking out!!
  • nelsoji
    nelsoji Posts: 79 Member
    Done, but now you are a frog and can't live without insects, so you starve to death.

    I wish I would stop breaking out!!

    Done, but now breaking out is the "new black" and you can never be popular.

    I wish I was more motivated at work right now!
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
    Done, but now breaking out is the "new black" and you can never be popular.

    I wish I was more motivated at work right now!

    Done, but your new ethic leads you to ignore family and friends, slowly alienating them, and you end up dying alone.

    I wish sugar cured all diseases.
  • Kate4911
    Kate4911 Posts: 24
    Granted, but you can ONLY eat sugar plain and can not eat anything else. Plus, you will get cavities.

    I wish people would stop yelling at me at work because I am not telling them what they want to hear.

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