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transcripts of the biggest fight a mfp memeber will ever see

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  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    july 19th
    fat:hey wake up me and my friends want you to eat its vacation season and we are expecting our fat cousins to arrive any day now
    me: fat I found something that even you and metablisom cant defeat!
    fat: nothing can defeat me!
    me: I relized one single person may not be able to beat you but I found a place that thousands of people just like me that feel defeated will band togather and as a group we can defeat you fat!
    fat: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no not fitness pal!
    me: yes fitness pal
    fat : I will defeat you!!!!!!!!




    okay iam passing the torch I want other mfp members to write chapters on your struggles with the dreaded fat
  • dhakiyya
    dhakiyya Posts: 481 Member
    fat: what are you doing with *that*??
    me: working out
    fat: you expect muscle to lift those things??
    me: yep
    fat: look at muscle crying, what a wuss.
    me: she can get stronger
    fat: she can't even lift that comparatively small dumbbell. Look she's collapsed after just 9 reps. She can't do it. Wuss.
    me: she will get stronger. and when she does she's going to help me burn more of you and your slobby friends and family
    fat: ohhh.., I'm quaking in my boots... who's going to keep you going to the gym? Will power again? Hmmph!
    me: my friends on my fitness pal are counting on me
    fat: *thinks* hmm got to find a way to get her out of the gym and off my fitness pal...
  • brightpebbles89
    brightpebbles89 Posts: 78 Member
    that's funny as :)
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