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Muscles_Curves
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I can be hard or soft and still get it off. Finger my plunger and I'll come in your hand. I always come in hotel bathrooms
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The more I suck, the faster you get off. My thrust gets you up. I have to get hot before I can blow0
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Soap.
(That was for the first post, of course)
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You slide me in a slit to get me hot. Your gooey liquid fills my holes. You eat me in the morning. What am I?0
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You slide me in a slit to get me hot. Your gooey liquid fills my holes. You eat me in the morning. What am I?
Jelly doughnut, perhaps? Something along those lines.0 -
If you stick your sausage inside of me, I will make it last longer. If you're not careful, your bone will rip me open. You reach for my box when you need another piece0
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You slide me in a slit to get me hot. Your gooey liquid fills my holes. You eat me in the morning. What am I?
Jelly doughnut, perhaps? Something along those lines.
A waffle.... but a jelly donut fits as well0 -
If you stick your sausage inside of me, I will make it last longer. If you're not careful, your bone will rip me open. You reach for my box when you need another piece
Gotta be tin foil or plastic wrap, not sure which.0 -
If you stick your sausage inside of me, I will make it last longer. If you're not careful, your bone will rip me open. You reach for my box when you need another piece
Gotta be tin foil or plastic wrap, not sure which.
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Someone else will have to answer the second one, I'm stumped.0
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The more I suck, the faster you get off. My thrust gets you up. I have to get hot before I can blow
Jet engine0 -
The more I suck, the faster you get off. My thrust gets you up. I have to get hot before I can blow
Jet engine
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The more I suck, the faster you get off. My thrust gets you up. I have to get hot before I can blow
Jet Engine0
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