Dirty, Dirty, Dirty

Muscles_Curves
Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
I can be hard or soft and still get it off. Finger my plunger and I'll come in your hand. I always come in hotel bathrooms

Replies

  • Muscles_Curves
    Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
    The more I suck, the faster you get off. My thrust gets you up. I have to get hot before I can blow
  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
    Soap. :smile: (That was for the first post, of course)
  • Muscles_Curves
    Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
    You slide me in a slit to get me hot. Your gooey liquid fills my holes. You eat me in the morning. What am I?
  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
    You slide me in a slit to get me hot. Your gooey liquid fills my holes. You eat me in the morning. What am I?

    Jelly doughnut, perhaps? Something along those lines.
  • Muscles_Curves
    Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
    If you stick your sausage inside of me, I will make it last longer. If you're not careful, your bone will rip me open. You reach for my box when you need another piece
  • Muscles_Curves
    Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
    You slide me in a slit to get me hot. Your gooey liquid fills my holes. You eat me in the morning. What am I?

    Jelly doughnut, perhaps? Something along those lines.

    A waffle.... but a jelly donut fits as well
  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
    If you stick your sausage inside of me, I will make it last longer. If you're not careful, your bone will rip me open. You reach for my box when you need another piece

    Gotta be tin foil or plastic wrap, not sure which.
  • Muscles_Curves
    Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
    If you stick your sausage inside of me, I will make it last longer. If you're not careful, your bone will rip me open. You reach for my box when you need another piece

    Gotta be tin foil or plastic wrap, not sure which.

    Foil
  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
    Someone else will have to answer the second one, I'm stumped.
  • fiveohmike
    fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
    The more I suck, the faster you get off. My thrust gets you up. I have to get hot before I can blow

    Jet engine
  • Muscles_Curves
    Muscles_Curves Posts: 385 Member
    The more I suck, the faster you get off. My thrust gets you up. I have to get hot before I can blow

    Jet engine

    Correct
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    The more I suck, the faster you get off. My thrust gets you up. I have to get hot before I can blow

    Jet Engine
This discussion has been closed.

Categories