Let he/she who is without sin or gross body parts...

XxOMG_ITS_PINKxX

Wait, wut? *goes back to her doritos*

mmmm doritos

KaiHuk

Cheese sandwiches are disgusting .

:indifferent:

You are not welcome on my Internet.

? But I have this coupon.

DUDE. Those expired like a month ago. :huh:

Oh crap... Please don't call the Internet police!

jonward85

lol i see this spiraling downward like the Boobs Bigger than C are Gross thread.

*Gets popcorn and leans back in chair*

Jules2Be

I don't believe in sins, so I'm all good.

thats a shame, cause im quite sinful.

Your sins are my fun. Semantics.

touche mon ami

BrettPGH

You guys need to keep talking about popcorn and doritos? I'm frickin' stoned over here!

tripitena

:laugh:

lol i see this spiraling downward like the Boobs Bigger than C are Gross thread.

*Gets popcorn and leans back in chair*

:laugh:

odusgolp

You guys need to keep talking about popcorn and doritos? I'm frickin' stoned over here!

I was stuck on Taco Bell, sorry....

recoiljpr

What is this about getting stoned? Or is my reading comprehension failing again?

d2footballJRC

Cast the first stone.

blair_bear

Fluffy tails are gross.

My dog is offended.

Mine too...I his fluffy tail .

_Christine_

I have never been stoned before.

I imagine it's painful but apparently it also makes you hungry. I’m not sure why. Is being pelted with stones like working out? Do I need a protein shake before or after being stoned?

I could really use some advice here.

Shannon2714

Can't argue with that! No stones in my hand...at least not the throwable kind

ZombieChaser

You guys need to keep talking about popcorn and doritos? I'm frickin' stoned over here!

I was stuck on Taco Bell, sorry....

Have both then:

Ge0rgiana

*looks down at hips*
*remembers last weekend*


*drops stone*

_Elemenopee_

This the stoner thread?

Becoming_A_Butterfly

Fluffy tails are gross.

My dog is offended.

So is this cat!

d2footballJRC

This the stoner thread?

I thought this was the TOM thread....

47feeling60

I am forgiven, and i forgive my body for not being perfect! love me,love me, love me!

WifeNMama

I have big boobs, pasty white legs, and I sin.

Hey, we're twins!

odusgolp

You guys need to keep talking about popcorn and doritos? I'm frickin' stoned over here!

I was stuck on Taco Bell, sorry....

Have both then:

Bless you.

d2footballJRC

You guys need to keep talking about popcorn and doritos? I'm frickin' stoned over here!

I was stuck on Taco Bell, sorry....

Have both then:

Bless you.

I think we should stone that person.. Have you ever tried to eat one of those without getting your fingers orange or make a mess while you are driving!! It's a MESS!!! A MESS!

spade117

I think we should stone that person.. Have you ever tried to eat one of those without getting your fingers orange or make a mess while you are driving!! It's a MESS!!! A MESS!

You have to hold it by the dorito bag.

tashjs21

*stone cast*

Oh no I've gotten stoned!

That leads to the munchies. :grumble:

KCoolBeanz

I have big boobs, pasty white legs, and I sin.

I'll second that!

ZombieChaser

You guys need to keep talking about popcorn and doritos? I'm frickin' stoned over here!

I was stuck on Taco Bell, sorry....

Have both then:

<snip pic>

Bless you.

I think we should stone that person.. Have you ever tried to eat one of those without getting your fingers orange or make a mess while you are driving!! It's a MESS!!! A MESS!

Uh oh *hidesandgiggles*

LuckyAng

Wait, wut? *goes back to her doritos*

I was born in the Sunnyvale Trailer Park and lived there for the first 2 months of my life. YES, I am bragging about being born in a trailer park. :glasses:

I'd brag too if it was that trailer park! I'd also walk around with my own glass of booze from home

k8blujay2

I have big boobs, pasty white legs, and I sin.

I'll see your big boobs and raise you thighs that touch.... oh and they are pasty white (cause they haven't really seen the sun in 8 years) and I sin too.

macpatti

I'll see your big boobs and raise you thighs that touch.... oh and they are pasty white (cause they haven't really seen the sun in 8 years) and I sin too.

Crap. Okay, well I also have freckles and a big @ss.

KeisterBunny

Cheese sandwiches are disgusting .

:indifferent:

You are not welcome on my Internet.

I Cheese Sandwiches!

CarSidDar

Official: You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the
name of our Lord and so as a blasphemer you are to be stoned to
death.
Matthias: Look, I'd had a lovely supper and all I said to my wife was, "That
piece
Official: Blasphemy! He's said it again.
Women: Yes, he did.
Official: Did you hear him?
Women: Yes we did. Really.
Official: (suspiciously) Are there any women here today?

(The women all shake their heads. The Official faces Matthias again.)

Official: Very well, by virtue of the authority vested in me ...

(One of the women throws a stone and it hits Matthias on the knee.)

Matthias: Ow. Lay off. We haven't started yet.
Official: (turning around) Come on, who threw that?

(Silence.)
Who threw that stone? Come on.
Women: (pointing to the culprit, keeping their voices as low in pitch as
they can)
She did.
*He did.*
He. Him.
Culprit: (very deep voice) Sorry, I thought we'd started.