Diet Coke makes people fat!

onedayillbeamilf

I switched to Pepsi and saved $200 on my car insurance.

Haha!

LondonEliza

AllTehBeers

Wow...I need to slow down when I read. I read the title of this post as "Diet Coke makes people FART". I was all ready to read something I had never seen before about Diet Coke. What a letdown!

:laugh: :laugh:

That should be posted immediately.

PANZERIA

Eh, everything makes people fat these days. We should learn to get all of our nutrients in pill form and be done with this 'food for pleasure' business.

mminor77

Umm ... helloooooo ... at over 8 pounds a gallon I think water is the problem. And MFP "encourages" us to drink water ... it's a sham to keep us fat and keep using this site.

Water IS 8lb a gallon, not over

It also depends on your gallon
Weight of 1 US Gallon of water = approx. 8.35 lb (about 3.79 kg)
Weight of 1 Imperial gallon (i.e. UK measure) of water weighs 10 pounds by definition, at a specified temperature and pressure. (4.536 kg)

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_does_one_gallon_of_water_weigh#ixzz22Jw1jl4N

I thought this was about soda? We all know that a gallon of Diet Coke is lighter than a gallon of water. It IS diet after all. Plus the fizzy bubbles makes it even lighter. :laugh:

RhonndaJ

diet fizzy make people fat, drink water.

Too many calories in vs not enough calories burnt makes people fat.

YOU ALL ARE WRONG! Evil obese gnomes make us fat. When you're family is cursed by a band of gypsys for stealing goats these gnomes which live in your pillow come out at night and inject you with goat fat. There's no cure for the curse you're doomed and your grandchildrens childrens childrens childrens chrildrens childrens......childrens are all cursed with lard butts. It's a terrible thing.

I'd like to hear you tell bedtime stories.

RhonndaJ

I really have no idea why, but this thread makes me think of Soylent Green.

d2footballJRC

I really have no idea why, but this thread makes me think of Soylent Green.

WHAT DIET COKE IS PEOPLE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AllTehBeers

I thought this was about soda? We all know that a gallon of Diet Coke is lighter than a gallon of water. It IS diet after all. :laugh:

Brilliant!

ldrosophila

I thought this was about soda? We all know that a gallon of Diet Coke is lighter than a gallon of water. It IS diet after all. :laugh:

Brilliant!

Oh it's the weight of food that matters!! Of course!! Well for now on I'm only eating electrons and the occassional neutron.

HisPathDaily

BTW, little tidbit ... if you chew food fast enough, you'll create enough burn (mouth-cardio) to burn the calories you eat ... give it a whirl ... you just gotta chew REALLY REALLY fast ...

MeliJean78

BTW, little tidbit ... if you chew food fast enough, you'll create enough burn (mouth-cardio) to burn the calories you eat ... give it a whirl ... you just gotta chew REALLY REALLY fast ...

I'll give it a whirl, suck and a lick.

jfrog123

I really have no idea why, but this thread makes me think of Soylent Green.

WHAT DIET COKE IS PEOPLE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The really old people, right?

krissagray

I switched to pregnant woman urine...

I got the hookup. Need a refill?

TOO FUNNY!

CarSidDar

I thought this was about soda? We all know that a gallon of Diet Coke is lighter than a gallon of water. It IS diet after all. :laugh:

Brilliant!

Oh it's the weight of food that matters!! Of course!! Well for now on I'm only eating electrons and the occassional neutron.

Stay away from the Higgs-Bozon because that is what really causes weight (mass)

Maurice1966

For me it made me break out in a rash when I gave up....oh hang on wrong thread....

mndamon

What if someone takes a drink of Diet Coke and then spits it in your mouth?

k011185

What if someone takes a drink of Diet Coke and then spits it in your mouth?

you get fat and mono?

khannan2008

BAHAHAHA

caraiselite

i went from pepsi to coke and gained, so yea, i agree ;D

SexyBoomer

I love it!

keem88

LMAO i seriously laughed out loud reading this thread.

i guess that diet coke i had earlier explains my excessive farts :huh:

Nteeter

BTW, little tidbit ... if you chew food fast enough, you'll create enough burn (mouth-cardio) to burn the calories you eat ... give it a whirl ... you just gotta chew REALLY REALLY fast ...

I'll give it a whirl, suck and a lick.

Well Hello There lol

AllTehBeers

BTW, little tidbit ... if you chew food fast enough, you'll create enough burn (mouth-cardio) to burn the calories you eat ... give it a whirl ... you just gotta chew REALLY REALLY fast ...

Exercise without leaving the couch?? I'm in!

mminor77

What if someone takes a drink of Diet Coke and then spits it in your mouth?

If someone spit something in my mouth I'd punch them. Straight shot to the baby maker. Even if its the oh so delicious Diet Coke.

AllTehBeers

What if someone takes a drink of Diet Coke and then spits it in your mouth?

If someone spit something in my mouth I'd punch them. Straight shot to the baby maker. Even if its the oh so delicious Diet Coke.

Lol! That sounds about right

nicole9008

Diet coke got me pregnant. fuk!!

AllTehBeers

Diet coke got me pregnant. fuk!!

Lmao, only if it were mixed with the Captain!

sunnybug90

:laugh:

mndamon

What if someone takes a drink of Diet Coke and then spits it in your mouth?

If someone spit something in my mouth I'd punch them. Straight shot to the baby maker. Even if its the oh so delicious Diet Coke.

Blasphemy! No one may decline the Diet Coke, even if it is being presented second hand! DC will always find a way inside....always....