The malapropism thread or loose vs lose

EvgeniZyntx

Just saying.

I plan to lose the weight that will make my pants too loose.

My brain is loose, it jiggles about.
If I lose my brain will you help me find it.

Any malapropism that make you giggle, laugh, grunt or snort? Quote them in this thread.

Kara_xxx

Bush must have been the king of malapropisms....

"Oftentimes, we live in a processed world, you know, people focus on the process and not results."
"The law I sign today directs new funds... to the task of collecting vital intelligence... on weapons of mass production."
"It will take time to restore chaos and order."
"They have miscalculated me as a leader."
"Natural gas is hemispheric... because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
"We are making steadfast progress."

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my colleague always refers to the "escape goat"... :huh:

and "devils avocado"...

and by far her best.... "self-defecating" for self-depricating. :laugh:

mfoulkebrown

Don't misunderestimate me!

For all intensive purposes...

Kara_xxx

"pacifically"

Kara_xxx

"gluten for punishment"

jran3

"physical year"

"tough road to hoe"

"ying yang"

just to name a few.