Need a joke, please!
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This is my daughter's fav:
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.:laugh: :laugh:0 -
Skeleton walks into a bar. Says "Give me a beer and a mop."
Thank you, I'll be here all week.0 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnXhNnsIM2o
This one is dumb but it made me laugh! Plus the girl telling it is super drunk, so that makes it even better!0 -
What's the difference between the swine flu and the bird flu?
Bird Flu requires "tweetment"
Swine Flu requires "oinkment"
lol i crack myself up....:laugh:0 -
The Man Song cracks me up every time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg0 -
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."0 -
I'm having an unbearable day at work. :explode: :sad: :grumble: :mad: Can you share a joke to cheer me up a bit?
It would be much appreciated! :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:
You have to answer the following out loud, ok?
Here it is:
If a wristwatch from England is an English wristwatch and a wristwatch from Scotland is a Scottish wristwatch... what is a wristwatch from Ireland called?0 -
SO a0
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If a wristwatch from England is an English wristwatch and a wristwatch from Scotland is a Scottish wristwatch... what is a wristwatch from Ireland called?
That is spectacular! Thanks! :laugh:0 -
I can't open up youtube at work to give you the link but look for the skit with Will Ferrel called THE LANDLORD. lol
it is hilarious!0 -
You "guys" are awesome! Keep 'em coming. "The cornier, the better "is my motto!0
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OK sorry hit the wrong button.
This is my daughters favorite joke at the moment.
St peter went to talk to God and god told him that the world wad having problums and that only 5% of the people on earth were being good and that he wanted St peter to send out and Email to the 5% and that it was very important to send out the emails Because it contained important information.
And do you know what the Email Said?
Neither do I I did not get one either0 -
I'm having an unbearable day at work. :explode: :sad: :grumble: :mad: Can you share a joke to cheer me up a bit?
It would be much appreciated! :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:
You have to answer the following out loud, ok?
Here it is:
If a wristwatch from England is an English wristwatch and a wristwatch from Scotland is a Scottish wristwatch... what is a wristwatch from Ireland called?
I don't get it :sad:0 -
I'm having an unbearable day at work. :explode: :sad: :grumble: :mad: Can you share a joke to cheer me up a bit?
It would be much appreciated! :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:
You have to answer the following out loud, ok?
Here it is:
If a wristwatch from England is an English wristwatch and a wristwatch from Scotland is a Scottish wristwatch... what is a wristwatch from Ireland called?
I don't get it :sad:
Say Irish wristwatch....It is hard.:laugh:0 -
I'm having an unbearable day at work. :explode: :sad: :grumble: :mad: Can you share a joke to cheer me up a bit?
It would be much appreciated! :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:
You have to answer the following out loud, ok?
Here it is:
If a wristwatch from England is an English wristwatch and a wristwatch from Scotland is a Scottish wristwatch... what is a wristwatch from Ireland called?
I don't get it :sad:
Say Irish wristwatch....It is hard.:laugh:
Not for me, so it ain't funny
Thanks for putting me out of my misery though :flowerforyou: I'm here in work saying "Irish wristwatch" out loud to myself and looking like a complete eejit! AND I'M FROM IRELAND!!!0 -
This one is so cheesy but it always make people laugh:
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin looks at the other and says "Is it getting hot in here?" The other muffin says " Holy *kitten*. A talking muffin!"0 -
I'm having an unbearable day at work. :explode: :sad: :grumble: :mad: Can you share a joke to cheer me up a bit?
It would be much appreciated! :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:
You have to answer the following out loud, ok?
Here it is:
If a wristwatch from England is an English wristwatch and a wristwatch from Scotland is a Scottish wristwatch... what is a wristwatch from Ireland called?
I don't get it :sad:
Say Irish wristwatch....It is hard.:laugh:
Not for me, so it ain't funny
Thanks for putting me out of my misery though :flowerforyou: I'm here in work saying "Irish wristwatch" out loud to myself and looking like a complete eejit! AND I'M FROM IRELAND!!!
I've done my good deed of the day, then.0 -
Dont take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:0 -
I'm having an unbearable day at work. :explode: :sad: :grumble: :mad: Can you share a joke to cheer me up a bit?
It would be much appreciated! :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:
You have to answer the following out loud, ok?
Here it is:
If a wristwatch from England is an English wristwatch and a wristwatch from Scotland is a Scottish wristwatch... what is a wristwatch from Ireland called?
I don't get it :sad:
Say Irish wristwatch....It is hard.:laugh:
Not for me, so it ain't funny
Thanks for putting me out of my misery though :flowerforyou: I'm here in work saying "Irish wristwatch" out loud to myself and looking like a complete eejit! AND I'M FROM IRELAND!!!
Don't feel bad..i didn't get it either...:blushing:0 -
The Man Song cracks me up every time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg0
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