The earth is flat

ShreddedTweet

can I spot reduce the earth?

What for? It's already FLAT!

well if its that flat, can we give it implants? you know.. to boost its self esteem.

It doesn't need it's self esteem boosted, it's a REAL earth, it's just got some soft curves, it's voluptuous and real men like that. You're just suggesting implants because you have self-esteem problems. I'm reporting you....and I'm deactivating....and I'm going to take my laptop and put it in a freezer and chain that freezer and throw that freezer into the ocean. *which is flat*

0somuchbetter0

this

cobracars

Mountains aren't flat. Mountains are on earth. Therefor the earth is not flat.

Have you any idea how much a mountain weighs? Of course the earth is flat under the mountain because mountains are so heavy. They sit on top of the flat earth.

cobracars

The Earth is round damnit.

It's SCIENCE!

It only looks round in your picture because the earth is so big it fills up the entire lens of the camera. The camera lens is round, giving the illusion the earth is round. I know this because I studied psychotics in school.

livinginwoods

The world IS flat. And balanced on the back of four elephants which are standing upon the back of a giant turtle.

Proof!

:noway: Mind-Blown!!

Eisskween

The Earth is round damnit.

It's SCIENCE!

You are assuming it's a sphere, when in fact, it could likely be a disc.

cmriverside

I've just conducted my own highly complex experiment. I poured water outside and it just lay there which proves that the earth is flat.

Yup, I mean, it's obviously not completely flat, there are slight inclinations

Well yeah, I mean I'm not stupid. I'm highly intelligent actually...and I'm writing a psych paper on ALL of you.

I've already written one, and I reported you in particular to the FBI, you smell a funny colour

and you spell color funny... :laugh:

no, you spell colour funny. and the earth's not flat, it's apartment.

:laugh:

Best line I've read today. And this is a smart thread.

MrDude_1

can I spot reduce the earth?

What for? It's already FLAT!

well if its that flat, can we give it implants? you know.. to boost its self esteem.

It doesn't need it's self esteem boosted, it's a REAL earth, it's just got some soft curves, it's voluptuous and real men like that. You're just suggesting implants because you have self-esteem problems. I'm reporting you....and I'm deactivating....and I'm going to take my laptop and put it in a freezer and chain that freezer and throw that freezer into the ocean. *which is flat*

but wouldnt that freeze the ocean?

WowingOverWhinging

I love this thread so much.

MissTattoo

The world IS flat. And balanced on the back of four elephants which are standing upon the back of a giant turtle.

Proof!

My head just exploded! Do you think the Turtle has a name?

hyperionguy

Flat is the new Round.

MrDude_1

The world IS flat. And balanced on the back of four elephants which are standing upon the back of a giant turtle.

Proof!

My head just exploded! Do you think the Turtle has a name?

I dont know it, but the elephant on the right is named Ralph.

AlsDonkBoxSquat

The world IS flat. And balanced on the back of four elephants which are standing upon the back of a giant turtle.

Proof!

My head just exploded! Do you think the Turtle has a name?

Flat

Berto0391

The earth is a triangle in the shape of a circle.

magj0y

I know this because I read it in a book and when I look all around me it appears flatish.

Do you have any peer reviewed articles to back this up?



hehe.