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Zombie Survival Partner

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  • chuckyp
    chuckyp Posts: 693 Member
    A dental pick and a callus file. Great.
  • alliwithaneye
    alliwithaneye Posts: 163 Member
    Main weapon- Nutcracker (its pretty heavy)
    Secondary- Floor lamp...(includes light bulbs so its like a 3 in one)

    We may make it a day.

    also person with the machete.. you win.
  • heykaraoke
    heykaraoke Posts: 191 Member
    Main weapon: reclining loveseat.

    Secondary weapon: bag of goldfish crackers.

    I'm just going to lie back and snack while the apocalypse rages around me. Have fun, y'all :)
  • Thaelvyn
    Thaelvyn Posts: 67
    Main weapon: A wall, that's going to be fun to carry around (yup that's the only thing in front of me beside the screens)
    Secondary weapon: XBOX controller, so unless they are zombie gamers, it's going to be a tough one. I better start doing resistance training to carry that wall around.
  • grrrlface
    grrrlface Posts: 1,204 Member
    First: hardback book.
    Second: electric guitar

    It might be OK... lol
  • alliwithaneye
    alliwithaneye Posts: 163 Member
    First: hardback book.
    Second: electric guitar

    It might be OK... lol

    That is an epic weapon! Plus the strings could come in handy.

    @heykaraoke LOL
  • Kanlassak
    Kanlassak Posts: 101 Member
    First: My roommate, who always has knives and lighters on her (or a rolling chair if people don't count)
    Second: A large plush Companion Cube

    I'll just hide behind this cube here....it worked against the High Energy Pellet so it should protect against zombies, right?
  • sweetpea7441
    sweetpea7441 Posts: 149 Member
    Main weapon: webcam, second weapon: overweight cat....

    I'm sure my cat could squash my enemies... :-) He is about as big as Garfield...
  • Thaelvyn
    Thaelvyn Posts: 67
    First: hardback book.
    Second: electric guitar

    It might be OK... lol

    Depends on how well you play I guess... :)
  • Anderson555
    Anderson555 Posts: 23
    one of those old lady shopping carts ( you know they fold up )
    a push up bra ...

    challenge accepted lol
  • DiabolicBooger
    DiabolicBooger Posts: 198 Member
    A tall lamp straiught ahead, to my right another shorter lamp, to my left a blanket... i might already be dead...
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    Straight ahead, a computer mouse. To my right, a huge, pointed, phallus ornamental urn beside the fireplace.

    Can choke the *****es with the mouse cord, spear them with the huge urn, wrap them in a blanket, and set their *kitten* on fire with the lamps...

    THIS ZOMBIE KILLING TEAM IS KICKING *kitten* AND TAKING NAMES!!!
  • PandaDreamerGurl
    PandaDreamerGurl Posts: 45
    A hand and a half sword and a pack of cigarettes.

    Do we get to bring the pups to help? I think that would help out the team.
  • stronglikebull
    stronglikebull Posts: 402
    1) 24 year old teddy bear

    2) mannequin

    we're screwed. sorry partner :(
  • gym_king_carlie
    gym_king_carlie Posts: 528 Member
    Forrest Griffin (UFC fighter) he wrote a book on this, he knows his survival shiz lol

    totally different topic and thread to what I thought I was posting on, my bad lol
  • nickiog
    nickiog Posts: 187 Member
    first weapon - giant plumbers wrench
    second weapon - ultra light street bike.

    well the bike only fits one person so if the teddy bear doesn't protect you at least you can die knowing i will ride my bike to safety? lol
  • I_wanna_live
    I_wanna_live Posts: 227 Member
    main weapon: blanket.
    second weapon: ... if I can find a way into it in time, any gun we have in our hidden gun case. If not an extension cord
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