Self confessed bone idle superstar here ready to help YOU!

casperuk

I am a big fan of this place and I am number one in my field of being lazy and eating far more than is healthy for a human being. If you need any tips on flim flamming, charlatanning or generally being a good for nothing fatty who spends too much time in the fridge and not enough in the gym then feel free to PM me. And when I have stopped eating I might reply. But dont count on it. I might just think meh whatever.

Keep punching Bobby Thingeo.

Mike